DreamSMP Oneshots

𝙹𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚝

𝙾𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚗

Ties into the Witch and the Ram

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Schlatt or Glat was again walking on the prime path taking mental notes in his head, he was dead of course but hid under trees to get away from the sun or in nearby caves. He couldn't drink, he's like...the stupid version or Dionysus the god of wine cursed so he couldn't drink wine by Zeus.

But Jschlatt will suckle on grapes to whenever he felt like he was thinking about getting drunk off alcohol. Sure they won't work but he tries.

He was leaning against a trunk of a tree, twirling his red tie around his index finger and would bang the back of his head against the tree humming a sad tune. He also had a smirk on his face thinking about a little someone...the witch. He stood up but struggled like he had 6 or 8 beers back to back. He put his hands on the back of his head and walked to the woods were her small cottage like house would be.

Y/n and Night were out picking mushrooms, she was going to use them for some soup, brown and red mooshrooms exists but they were hard to find. Night dropped two red mushrooms in the basket and Y/n scratched Nights back.

"Let's head home Night," she said as Night ran up her leg and stayed on her shoulder.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't my precious little witch," Y/n looked up seeing Jschlatt in a tree swinging his leg back and forth looking down at her.

"I need something from you."

"Oh! It's been what?! 9 mouths now and you're dead and you come here asking for a favor from me?! Yeah, hell no," she walked off as Night hissed at him. She stepped on the stepping stones to her house and Schlatt floating behind her.

"Come on witch, I just a potion to make me human and able to drink again, I NEED TO GET DRUNK!!" He yelled as Y/n rolled her eyes, she stopped on her deck as Night went through the cat-door, Y/n crossed her arms and looked down at him.

"Listen...Jschlatt, I'm not making a potion for you, you don't fucking deserve it, you're dead, you can stay dead and you don't need to get drunk, maybe learn your fucking lesson," she opened the door and slammed it shut, she set everything down and she took off her hat setting down on the hat-rack.

"Please," Schlatt came through the door with his hands together and on his knees looking up at her almost wanting to grab her legs and beg.

"No! You just come over once in a blue moon...the day we first met, you made me blush like a mad woman...and I loved you...but now I'm just a fucking-"

"You're not."

"I am, you only see me as a witch that can provide you with potions that you need, you don't give a shit for things I might need or want, you are a piece of shit. Now...leave and don't come back again Jschlatt," she said in the most serious tone ever almost scaring Schlatt. Schlatt swallowed a lump in his throat and nodded his head that he understood, he stood up and headed to the door, walking through it. She took a deep breath, Night meowed and pawed at her leg begging for food which she happily did.

"Jerk of a ram," she mumbled giving Night his food.
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Word Count 595
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