DreamSMP Oneshots

𝚃𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚎

𝙾𝚗𝚎

Why not make the one guy who doesn't like orphans become a adoptive father, keep reading to find out.
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Technoblade was outside in the snow well he was coming back from L'Manburg after him, Philza and Dream have blown it up. He was dragging his sword in the snow till he saw his home in the distance, he put his sword in his holder and continued walk.

"Mmmhm," he heard a small cry, he ignored thinking it might be a wolf pup.

"MmmmWAAAAAAA!" He stopped dead in his tracks now knowing that isn't a wolf pup, he looked around trying to find it.
Then he saw something at the edge of a cave and saw a basket with a piece of fabric poking out from the side. He was confused but saw a zombie and spider heading to the basket, he ran to it knocking the zombie over on its side and knocking it out when it hit the stone floor of the cave and stabbed the spider in the head.
He looked over in the basket, he took his boar mask off to try and keep the babe quiet and realize there was a person. It soon started to become quiet and put her hands up wanting to be held.
He was hesitant, he's never had to held a baby before and he doesn't really like kids all that much. He picked up the baby she snuggled into his chest filling his warmth, he grabbed the basket and took her to his home. He opened his door and placed her back in her basket to let her get warm. He was leaning on his crafting table just looking at the baby.

"What am I going to do with a kid?" He said as he started to pace around in his home.

"Hey Techno-oh?! You have a kid?"

"I just found her Philza," he said as Philza bent down see her lit up when she saw Philzas face in a fit of happy giggles. She reached out for Philza to pick her up which he did.

"Are you going to take care of her?"

"...No..." he said looking down, "Philza, you can take care of her."

"Really?"

"Yeah...go ahead," he said as he grabbed his sword and put it on the armor stand. Philza was by the door about to leave but the little one didn't want to leave Techno, she squirmed in Philzas arms wanting to be back in the house with Techno.

"Techno I don't think she wants to leave you," he said as Techno took her from Philza. She snuggled her head back to his chest. He took off his cape and placed it on a white fluffy rug by the fireplace and gently laid her on the cape.

"I guess, I'll keep her, I'll call you if I need anything or help," Technoblade said as Philza nodded and left, Techno laid on his stomach and put his hands under his chin looking at her.

"I guess I should name you...Y/n, I like Y/n," he said as she rolled over looking at him.

~a couple years later~
Y/n is now 4 and is getting more curious everyday, Technoblade was outside bring a polar bear Y/n walked outside but Philza held her hand.

"Why do you have a polar bear Techno?"

"It's Steve he's my emotional support animal," he said as Y/n let go of Philzas hand and went to Techno, he dropped the lead and picked up Y/n. She was very quiet and mainly just expressed herself through her emotions. She was very happy that Techno was back.

"Steve," she said as the polar bear looked up at her and sniffled her foot. Techno took his crown and placed it on her head but it was to big and covered her eyes making Techno chuckle as Y/n placed it sideways back on Technos head. He placed her in the snow and she petted the polar bears head as he laid down in the snow. Techno smiled but looked up seeing something in the distance.

"Y/n," he said as she stood up and went behind Techno and held his cape as she peaked out behind him.

"Ranboo, you scared us," Techno said as he held his chest.

"Sorry, I forgot I can teleport," he said as he saw Y/n behind Techno, he bent down since he was very tall. Y/n stepped out from behind Techno, Y/n knows stories about endermen but she also knows that Ranboo wasn't like the other endermen. She hugged Ranboo remembering him.

"Good to know you still remember me, I may have memory loss but I remember you."

"What about your book? I thought you lost it?"

"I was able to make a new one and I remembered only a hand full of people including Tubbo, you, Philza and Y/n, Tubbo brought me around the SMP to remember everything," he said as him and Techno walked around his house to help Ranboo make his home. Y/n followed but Philza held her hand.

"You can't go back there yet, they're building a house and can be dangerous let's play with Steve," he said as Y/n followed Philza to Steve.
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Word Count 882
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