DreamSMP Oneshots

𝚀𝚞𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚢

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚔
𝚊𝚗𝚍
𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠

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Heads up this is just Quackity and Y/n giving each other insults (so there won't be any confusion of the title because I know there will be that person saying I should take it down because Quackity doesn't like smut-yes I know that and there is nothing smut related to this oneshot at all) okay have a good day/night😚

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Y/n was about to get DreamSMP to play with Ranboo, Tubbo and Quackity. Y/n didn't want to get on because of Quackity, him and Y/n don't have the best history together. They're basically enemies in lore and real life.

Quackity has called Y/n mean names in the past and has resulted into called each other very bad and mean insults. Quackity did call her a pick me because she wanted to meet up with Sapnap and Dream because she lives somewhat close to them and Quackity in response called her a "pick me bitch" Y/n didn't know if he was serious or just trying to make a joke because he was also live that day too.

Y/n in response just called him a divorced fiancée referencing to the lore, he didn't really take it that well and him and Y/n just had an insult battle on stream. She doesn't even remember why she joined his live stream in the first place.

Y/n jumped on Minecraft, she saw Philza and George were on but no Tubbo, Ranboo or Quackity. She shrugged her shoulders and headed to the rest of the community house.

Y/n in lore isn't on a side and lived from L'Manburg, Kinoko Kingdom and/or Las Navadas. She is basically a Rogue.

She went to her house as Ranboo was calling her in Discord. She answer and was immediately greeted by the loud scream of Tommy on the other end instead of Ranboo.

"Y/U/N!!" (Your username)

"AH-OW TOMMY!! Why did you scream?!"

"I always do."

"Great, but where's Ranboo, we're supposed to be playing together along with Tubbo and Quackity, is Tubbo getting on by any chance?"

"Nope, he's rocking in the corner of the room, he just got done playing scary game and now is also babbling something like the monster are going to get him or some shit like that."

"So no Tubbo...what about Ranboo, is he getting on or are you taking over his account for today?"

"Umm~Ranboo is out and doesn't even know I'm here either."

"And no Ranboo, I guess I'm stuck with Quackity."

"What's wrong with big Q?!"

"Tommy...where have you been for the last..? I don't know 2 YEARS!! WE'VE ALWAYS HATED EACH OTHER!!"

"Ohh~"

Ping

"Hello Sluts," Quackity said as he came into the discord chat. Y/n rolled her eyes as Tommy just yelled "Big Q" Quackity didn't realize it was Tommy till his nickname was called out.

"Ehh~ Tommy how have you been?"

"Good, really good-hey Big Q is it true and Y/n don't get along?" Quackity rolled his eyes.

"Of course we do Tommy, right bit-Y/U/N?" Y/n knows that's a load of shit.

"No it's not-"

"Anyway Tommy, where's the others, thought we were playing with Tubbo and Ranboo?"

"Ranboo is out and Tubbo rocking in a corner after playing a scary game," Y/n said.

"I didn't realize I asked from you," Quackity mumbled Y/n heard it and Tommy didn't.

"What the fuck is your problem with me?" Y/n asked as Quackity's eyes widened and Tommy got off not wanting to be in the middle of the fight that might happen.

"Excuse me?" Quackity asked.

"What.the.fuck.is.your.problem with ME!" Y/n repeated this time sounding more mad than before.

"I don't have a problem with you," Quackity answered.

"Yes, you do, it seems like every small thing, I do you have something insulting to say about me or what I say. So I'll ask again you better give me a better answer then 'I don't have a problem with you'," she imitated Quackity's voice. "What is your problem with me?"

"..." Quackity was silent on the other side but finally spoke up.

"Because you seem to have everyone on your side, I want that but...everyone wants to see you succeed and me fail-so I became jealous of you, tried to get you in trouble during lore so we can change the story, I call you insulting names because I want someone to agree with me, but you call me insulting names back and EVERYONE seems to agree with you on the names. Like you called me a ground's keeper because I was considered "homeless" in DSMP."

"I was mad that day-but you called me Annabel because I looked scary without my makeup, I was already insecure about myself and then hearing you call me that...I felt like not streaming for a whole fucking year because you called me that," she said as Quackity started to feel bad.

"Can we agree to stop calling each other mean names?" Quackity asked.

"...I guess...if it makes these names go away," Y/n said.

"Hey Y/n."

"Yes?"

"You suck."

"And you swallow, Quackity," sure they agreed no mean names but to kinda keep the same "I hate you, you hate me" thing still going in front of the DSMP members.
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