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𝚃𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚎

𝙲𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐

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Y/u/n was doing a cooking stream, it was her and her boyfriends 2 year anniversary.

"Hello chat...if you didn't read the title I'm fixing me and my boyfriend *cough* *cough* Techno *cough*, now I have to wash my hands again, some spaghetti, but chat..." she said slamming her hands on the side of the sink and wiping her hands on a hand towel.

*Technoblade donated 30$*

"Get off my stream Techno," she said as she kept a straight face but then turned into her smiling.

"He likes spaghetti...so we are making spaghetti, I have no experience on making homemade things so I bought noodles...sauce...meatballs-"

*I will not leave my girlfriends stream, I want to watch you cook*

"No, Techno then it won't be a good surprise because you know about it," she whined but continued. "I need a pot to put the noodles in and I need another to put the sauce and meatballs into one," she bent down to grab two pots and placed one in the sink for the noodles and the other on the stove. She turned on the water filling it half way and splitting the noodles in half.

"Crap..." she said as she held the jar of sauce.

"I can't fucking open this," she said.

"OH wait!" She said as she tilt the jar in the side of the counter and tried to see if that will work but didn't.

"Hang on," she walked off camera and went to her older brother to open it he was there visiting but will leave soon when Techno comes over.

"Here."

"Thank you," she ran back.

"I got it my brothers here he'll be gone soon though," she dumped the sauce in the pot and leaned over the counter to see her laptop.

"Chat it was my brother I promise," she said as she clapped her hands together.

"Chat I will go get him," the chat started to say 'do it then' Y/n went to go get her brother from the couch, they both walked back on.

"See...my brother," he waved awkwardly and Y/n pushed him out of the camera.

"He's not important right now though, come on chat ask me questions anything we still got time before Techno comes and the food to be ready.

*How long have you two been together?*

"2 years."

*Do you think pineapple on pizza is an underrated pizza toping?*

"I do, I love pineapple on my pizza especially with little slices of ham." (Sorry if you don't).

*have you and Techno kissed yet?*

"Nope."

*If you weren't with Techno who would you be with?*

"Y/c/c," (your celebrity crush).

*who's are some MCYTs you like to watch in your free time?*

"Umm Technoblade, Dream, Tommy, Tubbo, Awesamdude, Niki, Wilbur, Captain Puffy, Foolish, Quackity and Ranboo."

*Whats your favorite color?*

"F/c," (favorite color).

Y/n moved the camera over by the stove and started to mix the noodles and the sauce.

"Hey I have to go see ya," she looked up to her brother.

"See ya," she said as the door shut and she turned back to her laptop.

*Do you spend time with Technoblade even when you guys aren't filming?*

"We do including today, guys I think we are almost ready, I'm going to go change and be right back Techno should be here soon and yeah I'll show my outfit and call it quits for today, give me a minute everyone," she said as she ran up her stairs and changed into a red dress that hugged her curves perfectly, she put on some light makeup and went back downstairs.

"Why do I see Tommyinnit on my screen chat?!" She yelled making her way on to camera and the chat went crazy seeing Y/n's outfit.

"I hope you guys liked Todays stream, thank you to my new subscribers and thank you guys also for the donos bye," she ended her stream and heard a knock at her door, she tossed her laptop on her coffee table and put her camera and tripod back into her office, she went to her door and opened it seeing Techno holding flowers for her.

"Techno."

"No~"

"I'm kidding don't whine come in," she said as he did and he looked very nice too.

"I hope you like my stream?"

"I did and I like my view too."

"Stop it Techno foods ready though let's go eat."
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