DreamSMP Oneshots

𝙹𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚝

𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎

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Jschlatt was setting up for a video with his girlfriend Y/n. She knew a lot of languages and she was teaching Schlatt but Schlatt was being Schlatt and didn't listen or was mispronouncing the words.

"My girlfriend knows to many languages and she is going to be teaching me them and I am going to try and guess what she is saying, she is off camera and will be telling me a word or sentence and I have to guess it if I get it wrong she will slap me-"

"No~ I don't want to do that."

"You get to slap me though."

"What if I just fix you a disgusting drink on a amount you get wrong?"

"Fine, if I miss..."

"20."

"20?! No 15."

"Ok."

"Let's start I guess," he said as he leaned back and Y/n grabbed a Jschlatt plushie

"안녕하세요,"

"What the fuck...ok it was my name?"

"No."

"NO?! Ok, annyeonghaseyo, it's really long apparently."

"Hello you pronounced it right this time, but what is it?"

"I love you?"

"No."

"Fucking hell...I don't know hello?!"

"Yeah!"

"WAHT ARE YOU KIDDING!!?"

"No I'm not."

"Did I get it right or wrong?"

"You got it right but your first guess was your name so you got it wrong."

"Fine that's one wrong," he said as Y/n laughed.

"Ok next one...embarasse-moi."

"Huh?!"

"It's pretty simple."

"Yeah, well the first one was supposed to be simple and I still got it wrong, how easy is this one?"

"I can't say because you might get it in one try."

"Fuck...embarasse-moi? Kiss...me?"

"YEAH! You got it, you got one right." She said as Jschlatt leaned forward his forehead resting on hers.

"Can I have one?" She pecked his lips and he sat back in his chair.

"Give me the next one woman," she giggled and started to think of one.

"Minecraft ist für nerds." She said.

"No it's not."

"What is it?"

"Minecraft is for nerds."

"Fuck, you got it."

"See what I have to deal with," he said as Y/n giggled.

"Sogno è meglio allora tu."

"Oh fuck you."

"Do you know what it is?" She acted surprised.

"No? What is it?"

"Guess."

"Fuck, I don't know."

"You might not like it."

"Ok...Dream, is the first word, I don't know the rest...Dream is hot?"

"No, that's your guess?"

"No! My final guess is...Dream is a speed runner?"

"No."

"What is it?"

"Dream is better then you," Schlatt just looked at her and she giggled hugging the plushie close to her like it was going to protect her, Schlatt took the plushy and tossed it to the back by the cardboard cutout of the Priest. He picked up Y/n and just started to attack her with kisses all over her face and neck.

~Time Skip~
Schlatt missed 17 and they were in a kitchen.

"Ok we technically have every food in the house, fox me the worst drink."

"Oh...cheese, broccoli, egg-"

"Wait will I get salmonella?"

"No? You shouldn't, milk and now blend," she said as Schlatt already had disgusted look on his face.

"Fuck," he said as she poured him a glass of it.

"Enjoy," she said as Schlatt took a drink with a straight face.

"God," he went over to the trash.

"Oh! Umm piece guys," Y/n stopped the video and checked on Jschlatt.

"Are you okay?"

"Not really," he said as he sat on the couch and grabbed a water bottle to clean his pallet.
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Word Count 595
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