DreamSMP Oneshots

𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚋𝚞𝚛 𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚝

𝙺𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚑

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"We made it so my friend Wilbur literally is the Ender Dragon, after installing the voice chat mod as well, I can say-oh my god this was just hilarious."

Everyone logged into the world were Wilbur was the dragon and everyone literally looked up at him.

"Tell me if you can hear me?" Wilbur said as Tommy said "Hello," Wilbur came flying at Tommy hitting him causing him to take damage and then Tommy went flying up into the air causing him to die.

"AHHH!" Tommy screamed as he finally hit the ground.

"Philza Minecraft-I want you to buy me jeans-booty shorts if I-have to be exact," Quackity said in a high pitched voice. Philza just laughed at him and ran away.

"Booty shorts aren't good for your-"

"I gotta wear booty shorts," Quackity cut off Tommy. Y/n also known as Wilburs girlfriend was with Philza mining away trying to get materials.

"Lowkey...the dragons pretty hot," Y/n joked waiting for Philzas reaction.

"What?!" He said as he laughed.

"What's that-AHHHHHH!!" Quackity yelled seeing Wilbur fly close to them.

"Hello, it is me, the dragon," Wilbur said everyone just laughed at Wilbur. "How are you Tommyinnit and friend?" Referring to Quackity next to Tommy.

"I have booty shorts," Quackity went to the edge of the cliff and turned Wilbur blasted a fire ball at him causing Tommy to laugh.

"Dragon?" Before Tommy could say anything else Wilbur pushed Quackity up causing Quackity to land on the ground.

"AHHHHH!!!"

"Your friend was annoying me," Wilbur said.

"I submit, I submit," Tommy kept repeating, Y/n was punching a tree trying to make a pickax she was trying to upgrade before the rest.

"TOMMYINNIT I MISS MY WIFE!"

"What-what?"

"I entered this dragony-plane and I'm without my wife, I've got no wife."

"Ey-been there done that buddy," Tommy ran into Wilbur and started to take damage he quickly backed up.

"Don't come near my mouth I will simply eat you, Tommyinnit I want you to find my wife."

"Hey you know-"

"Tommy look at me," Wilbur ended up killing Tommy and causing damage to Philza and Y/n next to them.

"Oh!"

"Ah shit," Y/n accidentally got thrown up bro the air hitting the ground and dying, "Are you fucking kidding me?" She said as they laughed at her.

"Philza, please just please find my wife."

"I will try."