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This is Ted's "What liquid works best in cereal?"
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"CEREAL! It's been around the longest and has the richest history," Ted began on the intro to the video.

"If some of you are cereal connoisseur's you may remember the battle in 1835, I know your a-great grandfather-" Ted motioned to Schlatt.

"Yeah, he died in that," Schlatt said as Y/n just silently laughed putting her head in her hands.

"Yes, he died-"

"Thanks for being that up," Schlatt said spitting into a cup.

"But one of the interesting things about cereal, we always use it with Milk."

"I'll tell you why because Big Milk is the rip of the economy."

"The mother fucking suits in Big Milk," Y/n placed her head back on her hands.

"This is so stupid," she mumbled.

"ALSO anyone who doesn't know who this dumbass is, this is Y/n."

"Thanks for that introduction Ted 'I ate an edible without even noticing'."

"She got your ass," Schlatt said rubbing Y/n's lower back.

"She's also Schlatt's girlfriend and sadly my best friend."

"Yeah, he's a disappointment," she said as they all laughed but got back to being serious again.

"Even though, I am the Milk Man, we are going to head to the grocery store and pick out a plethora of liquids to use besides milk in our cereal? Let's go," Ted said as they all stood up.

Ted, Schlatt and Y/n were heading to the grocery store, Ted had his camera on pointing at Schlatt.

"This is my lime green Tesla that I rented and won't be returning because it was one feature that I really like," he honked that horn and a fart sound happened. He laughed as Ted chuckled.

"That's rancid," Ted said getting in the passenger side.

"So mature," Y/n said getting in the back. The two guys got in, usually Y/n was next to Schlatt but Ted took the passenger seat instead, Schlatt usually had his and always resting on her thigh but he couldn't because of Ted in the way. He moved his hand onto Y/n's knee instead, he was in an uncomfortable position and Y/n just pushed it off so he could be comfortable and not have to worry about her.

"Welcome to Pavilions Schlatt, this is the new Wegmans." They pulled into the parking lot, when Schlatt got out he also opened Y/n's door, Ted filmed Schlatt.

"Aww Schlatt's a gentleman."

"Fuck off, Ted," he said putting his arm on her shoulders. They walked in and Schlatt got a cart. They went down almost every isle.

"Schlatt how do you feel about cold brew coffee?" Ted said as he picked it up.

"I love cold brew," Schlatt said sounding sarcastic.