Marvel Imagines (Requests: ON HOLD)

Thor Odinson - Microwave

Sleeping was beautiful.

It was like that brief moment of tranquility you get before you eventually realise you have to face the disappointment that is the real world. Let's just say you hated to be woken up.

And when an alarmingly high pitched squeal combined with a loud crash echoed all along the corridors of Avengers Tower, you demanded to know just who interupted the very good dream involving a truckload of junk food and a very hungry you.

So, still clad in your (f/c) pajamas, you dragged yourself out of your room and entered the hallway. The scream seemed to have come from the main kitchen and so that's where you headed.

The last thing you expected to find was Thor, a petrified look on his face, backed against the fridge with his hammer in hand. He was staring at something on the floor and when you tilted your head to get a better look, you sighed. There lay the toaster, on the floor, in pieces.

Evidently it had been the unfortunate recipent of a good whack from Mjölnir. You could tell from personal experience.

"Tony is going to murder you." You plainly stated as you looked over at the 'mighty' Thor.

"Lady (y/n)!" Thor exclaimed, noticing your presence. "I apologise if I woke you."

You grumbled a few words before putting on a smile. "Don't worry about it. But seeing as we're on the subject, why was there a scream and crash?"

Thor's cheeks went slightly pink at the mention of the incident and then he slowly stepped away from the fridge, sidestepped the remnants of the toaster, and joined your side.

"The object you called a toaster tried to attack me so I defended myself."

You raised both eyebrows before turning to Thor with a questioning gaze. "And how did it try to attack you?"

"I put the bread inside as instructed and then it threw it right back at me!" You almost snorted and Thor looked at you curiously. "What?"

You quickly recovered and shook yourself back to serious mode. "The whole point of a toaster is to give the bread back to you."

"But it gave a battle cry."

"That was the bread popping up."

Thor went silent as he contemplated your words before placing his hammer down on the floor. "So the contraption means no harm?"

You smiled warmly. "It's completely innocent."

"Oh."

"Don't worry." You pat him on the arm gently. "I won't let the big bad toaster hurt you again."

You then walked over to the toaster and poked it with your foot. It cackled with electricity before it sparked a bit. You jumped back and looked back at Thor and tried not to smile even more.

"Tony will kill you."

And bang on cue the mentioned billionaire waltzed in with an amusing bedhead and quickly found the destroyed toaster.

He spun around where he saw you and Thor and his eyes narrowed at the god. "First the toilet and now this? You didn't break (y/n)'s ribs again, did you?"

Okay so this was my first ever imagine! How was it? It's roughly 500 words but eventually I'll write longer ones. I hope you enjoyed :)