Marvel Imagines (Requests: ON HOLD)

Avengers - Hogwarts

A/N: Pretend that Dumbledore is still alive for this one. The houses that I've chosen are...
Steve - Gryffindor
Thor - Gryffindor
Clint - Hufflepuff
Tony - Slytherin
Natasha - Slytherin
Bruce - Ravenclaw
You can pick your own house for this so I'll use H/H (hogwarts house) to reference it :)
💚 I'm a Slytherin btw 💚

Potions. It was boring as hell but lowkey kind of interesting. You wouldn't really give up free time to study for it but you'd still pay a little bit of attention as the professor droned on about Baruffio's Brain Elixir.

It was supposed to increase the drinker's brainpower and the first thought that came to your mind was that your classmate Tony Stark of Slytherin could use it. He was definitely intelligent and Ravenclaw potential but sometimes he was just a dumbass. A beautiful dumbass, but still a dumbass.

In fact, you were just adding the runespoor eggs when a dumbass idea of your own came to mind. You knew that if anyone tampered with the potion it might go boom and cause a split cauldron or two. Now you being you, you had to try this.

You looked around, trying to find a partner, and your eyes landed right across from you where one of the popular kids, Thor Odinson, was being berated by his brother Loki for not adding the right ingredients. A smirk appeared on your face.

You quickly snatched up some parchment from the side and wrote a little note before enchanting it to fly over to Thor. It smacked him on the nose but he caught it afterwards and looked at the message. Eventually he looked across the table at you and nodded enthusiastically.

The excitement now setting in, you motioned to Thor and then at the table containing a hufflepuff and two other Slytherins, one of which was Tony. Then you motioned to yourself and another table containing the Gryffindor Steve Rogers, his boyfriend you didn't know the name of, and a few Ravenclaws. Thor understood and nodded again as you mouthed a countdown.

Once you got to the last number, both you and Thor waved your wands and a deafening bang sounded in the dungeons as all the cauldrons on the other two tables exploded in a rise of black smoke. Even your (h/h) robes had caught some of the grime.

Once it cleared, you and Thor burst into laughter at the sight. All the students who had suffered your double attack were sooty faced with their mouths agape.

"Silence!" The professor yelled, the usual vein on his temple threatening to blow. "Who did this?!"

You and Thor shared a look, trying to hide the smiles, as silence settled in the dark place.

"Tell me now and I'll only take twenty points instead of fifty." The professor continued.

"My idiot brother and his girlfriend did it." Loki spoke up, resting his chin on his hand with a bored sigh.

You gave him a glare as Thor gave him an equally disappointed look. Loki just smiled sarcastically.

"Odinson and (l/n). Why am I not surprised?" The professor walked up to your table and scowled. "Romanoff, take these two outside while I fix this mess."

The redheaded Slytherin, one of the victims of the cauldron incident, brushed her now darkened hair away from her face and came over, walking around the table to grab you and Thor by the arms, before she led you outside.

"You'll be expelled eventually." Natasha told the pair as she shook her head with a small smile.

You just shrugged. "Unless we meet Dumbledore somewhere. Then we'll just get detention."

Thor laughed heartily and swung a casual arm around your shoulders, bringing you close. "(Y/n) has a point. The modern Prospero is more lenient than most."

Both you and Natasha looked at him in surprise. "Shakespeare? Where did you learn that?"

"Stark told me it would make me smarter."

Natasha stiffled her laughter as you smiled weakly. "Oh, Thor, you beautiful man."

The dungeon door opened again and Rogers' boyfriend with the long hair came out this time. "The professor wants Odinson and (l/n) to stay behind after class and clean the entire room with no magic."

"Fun." You stated in a sarcastic fashion.

"Lucky break." Said Natasha. "Next time it'll be expulsion."

"I bet you'd love that."

She shrugged with a smile as she went back inside after Rogers' boyfriend. "How little do you think of me?"

When it was you and Thor again, the two of you shared another smile at the same old situation you were always in together. "Let's go, blondie."