Marvel Imagines (Requests: ON HOLD)

Steve Rogers - LMFAO

Steve was watching you curiously. For two straight hours you'd been on and off your phone messaging someone. You'd been laughing continously and it was getting quite concerning actually. In fact, it had gotten to the point he'd gotten up and couldn't help glancing at your phone as he walked past. He paused at one of the messages.

"Who is lmfao?" He asked curiously.

"Lmfao?" You repeated, tilting your head.

"Yes, would you like me to spell it?"

"Yes, please."

"L-M-F-A-O."

You narrowed your eyes before suddenly smiling. "Oh! It's not a name."

Steve still looked confused as he continued to lean over with his arms crossed. "He's an agent, a secret agent. Lmfao... He's working with HYDRA, isn't he? You've heard of him, haven't you?"

Trying not to laugh, you shook your head. "No."

"You have."

"Unfortunately, I haven't. It stands for something. Laughing my ass off."

He looked a little surprised, not used to you using the word 'ass'. "What about the 'F'?"

"It's a swear saying laughing my bloody head off or something like that."

"Bloody? L-M-B-F-A-O. Lmbfao?"

"No-"

"-Is that his brother?"

"No." You sighed. "You can use it without the 'F' as well."

"L-M-A-O? Lmao."

"Yeah, you can use that."

"His sister?"

"No-"

"-Now we know that lmfao is actually working with two other people. Lmao and lmbfao."

You ran a stressed hand down you face and shook your head. "No!"

"This is very confusing." Steve stated, standing up. "So, lmao and lmbfao-"

"-Laughing my fucking ass off."

"What?"

"That's what lmfao means. Laughing my fucking ass off."

He stared at you for a moment, still not believing it. After a few seconds of silence he spoke again. "Language."

"Christ." You rolled your eyes. "It's the same with W-T-F and F-M-L."

"The cousins!"

Throwing your head back, you let out a very dramatic sigh and started to walk out. "Talk to Tony."