I Remember Us ~ ashton irwin

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7th March, 2014

"Ashton, stop acting like such a kid. Get the hell up!" I groaned in frustration as I tried and failed to push him off the bed. He just completely ignored me and buried his face deeper into his pillow.

His boss had warned him a few more times since January to cut his hair an instead of obliging, he had let his hair grow quite longer. I mean; it was hot but he needed to cut it.

"I'm not going."

"Ashton, what the hell!" I said poking his side. "I already made the appointment. Get your ass out of bed."

"I plead the fifth." Ashton mumbled and I hit him with the pillow.

"That's not how it works. Ashton, please... just get up. It won't be that bad."

"I am not cutting my hair. He can fire me if he wants." He said and I started getting pissed off. I sat on his butt and ran my hands down his back. He stiffened under my fingers and I smirked; I had him right where I wanted him.

"Ashton." I said leaning over to whisper in his ear. I let my lips slowly graze his earlobe and he moaned deeply. "Come on, let's go get you a haircut. I swear you're gonna look so hot with short hair."

"That's not gonna work." Ashton mumbled squirmed under me. "You cannot just bribe me with sex and expect me to do whatever teh hell you want."

"Who said I was bribing you with sex?" I asked as placed a kiss on his shoulder. I moved up a bit and kissed his neck he moaned again when I found his week spot and started sucking on it.

"Adria." Ashton said, his voice sounding very strained. "This is not going to work. I'm not going to fall for this." Ashton said flipping us over and hovering over me. He put a hand on the bed to balance himself as he dropped his head to kiss me.

"I'm not doing anything." I said when he broke the kiss. I felt his hand move to my thigh and slip under my skirt. "We need to get going though."

"We need to go where?" Ashton asked, slightly distracted. He was placing wet, sloppy kisses along my jaw.

"Haircut. We need to go or we'll be late."

"Nooooo." Ashton whined as he kissed the corner of my mouth. "Please."

"Irwin." I said putting a hand on his chest and pushing him off a bit. "Let's go. The sooner we get back the sooner we can pick up where we left off."

"Ugh. Fine." Ashton muttered getting off me and headed to the bathroom. I sat up on the bed and smirked because once again, I had won.

...

"I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it." Ashton chanted over and over as he sat on the island waiting for me to finish cooking dinner. He groaned and dropped his head to look for his reflection. "I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I look so stupid. My hair is so short!"

"No, it isn't." I rolled my eyes. I had been hearing the same three words since we came home from the barber. To be quite honest, Ashton looked better with his hair shorter. For some reason I liked it better that way. At least with it short, I knew for sure that it would be clean and I won't have to worry about it getting hooked to my necklace or earrings when we had sex. "You look pretty hot." I said pushing the spoon up to him so he could taste the sauce I was making. A part of the bribe to actually get Ashton to go through with the haircut was me making him spaghetti and meatballs for dinner.

"Oh come on." He said taking the spoon between his lips and giving me a thumbs up sign. "You'd think I looked hot if I was bald and had an eye on my forehead.

"That's not fair! I really do think it looks good! I mean... the top is still a bit long and it gives you a sophisticated look. You really do look good. You can ask Mikey next time you see him."

"I sent him a picture and he laughed at me. The haircut sucks."

"It does not!"

"Well..." Ashton said hopping off the counter and walking over to me. I turned around to turn the stove off and Ashton hugged me from behind. "Why don't you prove it to me?" He said kissing my neck.

"I'm good." I said trying to get out of his grip but he only tightened his arms around me. "I'm hungry and I think I want to go to bed early tonight."

"But you promised!" Ashton whined throwing his hands up. "You promised that we'd 'pick up where we left off'." Ashton said using air quotes.

"True." I said turning around to smirk at him. "I did say that to you but you also told me that I could not bribe you. So... I guess we don't have anything to pick up."

"Baaaaaaabe! I cut my hair. The least you can do is have sex with me." He pouted and put his hands on my waist. "I'm sad. Come, make me happy, please?"

"But I'm hungry."

"I have something you can eat?"

"I want spaghetti."

"Can we do it after then?"

"Do it? What are you, ten?"

"Adria."

"Ashton."

"Ugh, forget it. I'm gonna get something to eat." He mumbled placing a quick kiss on my lips before walking past me to help himself to some dinner.

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