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#19 first date

"Seems like Hyungwon needs to chop off your dick with a guillotine and cook your eggs to eat them right in front of you." the younger one turned from the pan with fried eggs to give the older one a kiss. "Well, who would have thought that you would start crying when I kiss you, idiot? You don't know how panicked I was. My heart stopped when you told me we were no longer friends. That wasn't fun- AGH what was that for?"

Before Jooheon could finish his rant, Changkyun slapped him on the chest with the wooden spatula. "I almost shit my pants when you kissed me, how am I supposed to answer something clever? I'm not fucking Goethe!" he gave Jooheon a threatening look and took another swing with the spatula, but did not hit the older guy.

He faked a punch, and when Jooheon closed his eyes in shock, he gave him a little kiss on the cheek. Changkyun turned around and swung the pan so that the fried eggs would not burn. The taller one hugged him from behind with a huge smile on his lips and stole the spatula from Changkyun's hand.

The blond one ran behind the table and raised his newly acquired weapon threateningly. "Don't you dare come even one step closer, you Monster!" Changkyun grinned at him, turned off the stove, pushed the pan to the side, and grabbed a soup ladle. It's still a mystery how Hyungwon's kitchen is so well equipped when he never cooks.

"Fight me, Bitch!" the smaller one also took up a fighting stance and cautiously approached his enemy. The two fenced with their kitchen utensils until Jooheon hit Changkyun's belly. "Aaaaaaghhh my tummy! Aaaaaahhh I'm dying!" screams left his mouth when he held his hands to his belly. Slowly he sank to his knees to give his pain-distorted face even more expression. He was always a good actor and Jooheon always fell for it. "Oh god, did I hurt you for real? Let me look at it!"

"Ahhhhh it hurts Honey!! Please, I- I- I need a-" Changkyun took a dramatic pause. "What? What is it Kyunie?" the older one shouted at him in panic, hoping for an answer. "A- a ki- A kiss on my belly." a huge smirk spread across the actor's face as he watched the older boy's jaw drop.

"You deserve-" he turned the smaller around and slapped his ass multiple times in between his words. "every-" a slap again "single-" the younger's butt started to hurt for real "Slap-" He whimpered under the taller one "Im-" the smaller tried to mutter his boyfriends name but got interrupted by another hit "Changkyun!" One last slap on his ass before Jooheon let go of Changkyun, who let his hips fall to the ground like a caterpillar.

Jooheon sat on the floor next to him and laughed. "A little taste of what you can expect if you do something I don't like." the taller one added, stroking the smaller ones ass. "Turn around." "Mmmm mmmm!" Changkyun refused and pouted into the black tiles under him. "The best time to turn around was when I told you. The second best time is now. And there will be no 3rd time because otherwise I'll slap your ass so hard that you'll not be able to turn around anymore!"

The smaller one turned around and pouted at the taller one. The latter sat on the kitchen floor and bent over Changkyun's body. His hand slipped under the other's shirt and gently pulled it up. "Hey! What are you doi-?" Without warning, the older man pressed a kiss to the belly he hit earlier with his wooden spatula.

"Hyung, you're awake!" the smaller one pushed Jooheon off his belly and within a few seconds was standing in front of a half-asleep Hyungwon. "Don't mind me, I just need some water and I'll go jogging afterwards. Have fun, but use protection, kids." Hyungwon opened the refrigerator to take a water bottle. He brofisted Changkyun with a big smirk and left his own apartment.

"Did he just leave the apartment to go jogging? With Gucci slippers and yesterday's clothes? In a button-up shirt and jeans? Jogging? Hyungwon?" Jooheon asked, confused.