i have a senior in school i'm in love with.
i like how small she is, i can pick her up so easily. i like how stupid she is. i like her soft hair, the nori that gets stuck in her teeth when she eats kimbap, her short temper, her smile...
i'm at my happiest when she laughs.
but she doesn't know all these things. she thinks i'm just her junior that bullies her a lot.
yeah, i tend to bully her a lot. i mean really, a lot.
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"HAEEEEECHAAAAN!!!!" she angrily screams as i run away from her with her school bag i snatched. cute.
"idi-" she's trying to catch her breath "-ot."
i stick my tongue out at her.
"come on y/n you said you'd buy me ice creaaaam" i complained.
"i said i would if you were nice to me!" she scolds me. " whatever let's just go", she says then grabs my arm to pull me to the ice cream truck nearby.
she doesn't know i'm going crazy whenever she does that. she doesn't know how fast my heart is beating right now.
"hey, give me advice on how to be popular." she asks me.
"huh?" i give her an annoyed look.
"come on, you're pretty popular with the ladies. i wanna be popular too and yknow get a boyfriend." she says shyly.
"why the sudden interest?" i raise my eyebrow at her.
"well...jeno sent me a text yesterday, i don't know how to respond yet. hey you're friends with him right? come on tell me how to respond!" she pleads. "i'll pay for the teokkboki today if you help me."
"tch. well let me see." i say after rolling my eyes.
Jeno: y/n noona! i got ur number from sungchan. i was wondering if you want go grab dinner with me this week
Jeno: or lunch
Jeno: or breakfast 😁
"ehehehehehe kyeoptaaa~" she cooed.
"i think it's important to act cool at first." i said. "watch this." i grabbed her phone and started typing a reply.
y/n: i don't eat.
"YAAAH!!!!" she screamed so loud when she saw what i had typed.
Jeno: typing....
"great. now he's going to think i'm weird. no guy as good looking as jeno will ever ask me out again." she cried.
well ouch.
Jeno: that's no good y/n :( you should start taking care of your health! how about we go for samgyupsal, i know a great place near campus!
"aaahhhh!! jeno yaaaaa~" y/n says.
tch.
"you knew he would say this huh? that's why you did that! as expected of my dongsaeng~" she keeps slapping my arm.
"y-yeah that's right. now i've got the perfect reply again!" i say before grabbing her phone.
y/n: i get diarrhea when i eat meat :p
"YAAAAAH HAECHAN YOU SPAWN OF SATAN, ARE YOU ALIVE JUST TO GIVE ME A HARD TIME OR SOMETHING!!?!!?" she screams in my face.
*ting*
"huh" we say at the same time and look at the message that arrived.
Jeno: oh no :( i guess you're just really delicate. well we can go for whatever you like then! what's your favorite food?
"as expected of jeno" she hold her cheeks. "what should i say then? hmmm what would a cute girl eat?"
y/n: poop and piss
"GODDAMMIT HAECHAN I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO REPLY THIS TIME!!!!!" she screams again. "GIVE ME MY FUCKING PHONE BACK!!"
we're playing tug of war using her phone. of course i got it back since she's such a weakling
*ting*
Jeno: HAHAHA i never thought you'd be such a jokester noona! hmm but i know of a place where they serve food in mini toilet bowls maybe you'd be interested in that 😋
ah. i'm no match for jeno.
"Noona?"
"huh?" she was still pulling my hair when we saw jeno staring at us with a puzzled look on his face.
"J-Jeno! what brings you here?" she nervously laughs.
"I was just at the cafeteria to grab coffee on my way out. lucky i ran into you here." he says with a smile.
i can already feel y/n melting beside me.
"well since haechan is here too why don't we all three get something to eat?" Jeno suggests.
"nah. i'll go ahead." i say then walk towards the entrance of the campus.
"HAECHAN!!!" i hear a familiar voice screaming. it was y/n running towards me.
"you walk so fast." she pants. "somehow i always get a good workout from you."
"i thought you and jeno we're going to eat?" i asked.
"huh? no i said we'll go saturday instead, so i can spend a longer time with him." she flashes a huge grin.
"besides, it's wednesday. we always get teokkboki on wednesdays right?" she says then grabs my hand and drags me to where we always eat on wednesdays.
"you're such an idiot." i tell her.
"yeah yeah."
part 2 soon!
