Multi Fandom Crossover Oneshots

She's Back (Part One)

The Winter Soldier happened but Natasha didn't release all the SHIELD files (just go with it) and Civil War never happened because they talked it out. Bucky is there and Shuri removed Hydra's complicated unmoral doings from his brain because they are little shits and think thats ok. (Hydra is a little shit not Shuri if you didn't get that) Also, Peggy and Steve were just friends, nothing more. Tony is Peters Dad and Strange is his Pops (IronStrange!!!!!) The PJO books happened just before world war two, and Octavian was also Howard Stark and didn't kill himself with a canon. Percy also helped with the creation of SHIELD.

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Peter's POV

    We were in a pretty large room. One not unlike one that people give lectures in in college, and I was slouching down in my seat, doing my best to hide away. Now, some of you might be thinking, 'why are you trying to hide from Earth's mightiest heroes?!', but you see, the thing is, they are my family. I am literally taking a field trip to my own house right now, and I know that they would not pass up the opportunity to embarrass me. And that concludes my reasoning.

People were asking the Avengers, who were on the stage, questions, when finally, someone asked something actually interesting. Obviously, it was MJ.

"Can you tell me anything about Peggy Carter? I'm writing an essay about women in power, and I was wondering if you could give me a little more information on her." Steve smiled warmly at her.

"Of Course-"  he was about to continue, but was cut off by the door opening and a woman walking in.

"She was a great kisser, if that helps." She sends a wink MJ's way. Cap, who just got cut off, and Bucky were staring at her dumbfounded.

"You see her too. I'm not hallucinating."  Steve looks at Bucky for reassurance, but all he could do is nod. They both start tearing up. The woman sighs.

"Common twits. Do me a favor and come give your sister a hug." She opens up her arms for them, and in sink, they both race to her. She barely stumbles from the impact of two super soldiers barreling into her, but I file that away for later. They all start mumbling into each other's arms and are crying. The woman lets out a loud laugh at something Bucky says and pulls away from them. Steve pouts, but latches his hand with Bucky's. Percy eyes this, and looks around wearily. The two soldiers seem to notice.

"Don't worry. It's legal now. Plus, if you didn't know that, why make that statement earlier?" Steve asks. She visibly relaxes and shrugs.

"I don't abide by the rules. Never have, never will. I prefer to go about pissing off people in power, and what's a better time to do it then less than three hours after you have woken up from a 70 year sleep? Plus, I could just kill anyone who opposes me." She jokes. The two soldiers sigh and Bucky shakes his head, before slapping Percy across the cheek. She didn't even flinch, but raised her hand to rub the spot a little. She sighed.

"Guess I deserved that. Though what for, I don't think I even want to know."  Now Steve was the one to shake his head.

"Why were we not notified that you had woken up? Or even alive, for that matter." He asks her. She shrugs.

"I wanted it to be a surprise." She replies. Everyone is really confused now, so Dad decides to speak up.

"Sorry for interrupting the moment," He didn't sound sorry at all. "But may I ask, who the hell are you and how did you get into my tower?" The two soldiers and the woman look up at him.

"Well I could ask you the same question." She says. Dad looked offended, but Steve and Bucky just gave her a look. She sighs in resignation, before putting on a trouble making smirk.

"Well, I'm Percy Barnes. Or Jackson. Jackson is mostly used when I've pissed off some high entity or someone with inhuman morals wants to kill me, and to answer your second question, well, you might want to get a security upgrade."  She gave him a deadpan look. "Like, seriously dude, I literally just took down all the guards, sneaked around and shot the cameras, and befriended your AI." She took out a knife and started cleaning it, looking bored. When she did look at my dad's face though, she burst out laughing. Natasha smirked at her.

"I like you." She said. Percy smirked at her too and started shamelessly checking her out. Percy eyed all her weapons before her eyes made their way back to her face.

"Well then it seems we have something in common. I like me too.though your not to bad yourself " She winked at Natasha and I'm almost sure that her face went a little red, though I passed it off as a trick of the light. Steve and Bucky rolled their eyes at her antics, but she turned back to Dad.

"Anyway, you didn't answer my question." He still looks a little dumbfounded, but manages to gather up all the pride he has left.

"I'm Tony Stark." He says as cockily as he possibly can at this moment.

"Oh. It's a mini Howard. Is he still around?"  She says dryly. Bucky shakes his head and rubs the back of his neck sheepishly.

"I.....erm........I may have murdered him. Anyone tell you about what's been going on the past few years?"  Percy nods.

"A little. And good job dude."  She high fives him. I knew that some people really hated Howard, but not so much that they were congratulating someone for killing him. Tony looked at Percy offended.

"What did he ever do to you."  He asked. He didn't sound particularly angry, mostly just curious and offended, but I'm pretty sure that's because she called him mini Howard. She shrugged.

"A lot of stuff, but we can start off with the fact that he murdered my pillow pet and maybe end with the fact that he tried to kill multiple of my friends. And that was just his attempted murders. You don't even want to get me started  on his discrimination." She grumbled. She mumbled a few other things that I didn't catch. Suddenly, her eyes lit up.

"So! Apparently it's the two thousands now, so I'm going to have to borrow these two twits and RED's distant cousin. Obviously, I'm going to need someone from the era, because the twits can't learn crap." Steve and Bucky protested, but one look from Percy and they shut up. "You," She nodded to Natasha. "Come on. We don't have all day." She went up and started dragging Natasha along with Bucky and Steve. How she managed, I will never know. Before they left out the door, she shouted back.

"We'll be back in an hour. Don't expect all of them to be unharmed."

And that was that. We all continued the tour confused, but there was really nothing we could do until they got back.

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It was actually an hour and a half later when they got back. And when they did, Bucky had a black eye, Steve had a limp, and Natasha had a smirk firmly in place as she B lined to Clint. We were in the training room, the Avengers were teaching us a few moves, when they came in, Steve, Bucky, and Percy bickering like an old married couple. The conversation ended when Percy smacked the two of them on the back of their heads, called them twits, and walked up to us.

"What are you guys doing?" She asked. Sam was the one who answered.

"We're teaching them a few moves. You wanna join?" It was obvious that he meant to join in the learning, but Percy just smirked.

"Sure." She said. She made her way up to Sam. And judo flipped him. Then she turned to us. "That, kids, is what we call a judo flip. My friend, Annabeth, created it." She turned to Steve and Bucky. "Is she still around?" They shared a look.

"Since we never actually met any of your friends, we have no idea. We tried to get up, but the dude at the front desk wouldn't give us the key." Steve said. She nodded.

"Well then, that's our next task. Common twits. R.Red, (Russian Red. Please help me think of a nickname for Natasha because obviously I'm crap at it.) you can stay this time." and she walked out, Bucky and Steve trailing behind her like lost puppies and Sam still lying on the floor.