Multi Fandom Crossover Oneshots

Hogwarts, houses, and what NOT to do when you're in a secret relationship

Just a heads up, this is just a Hogwarts AU, so neither Harry Potter or any of the other students at Hogwarts will be there, though I did keep some of the professors. Also, it's not Clintasha, I just liked the pic above so I was like 'sure I'll put that one here where it is totally misleading to the ships in this oneshot.' Anyway, hope you enjoy and go check out the other Hogwarts AU's on tumblr from Carolnat week.

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Everyone knew that the captains of the Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch teams had some sort of rivalry. They also knew that the captains of the Slytherin and Hufflepuff quidditch teams where best friends and that the captain of the Slytherin quidditch team had nothing against mudbloods or half bloods and stood up against the discrimination in the school, so the rivalry had nothing to do with the fact that the captain of the Gryffindor quidditch team was a muggle born. They also knew that the captains of the Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff quidditch teams knew what this certain rivalry was about, but they refused to say what it was.

Unknown to the inhabitants of Hogwarts (save for the two captains who knew what was really happening), the two quidditch captains didn't in fact, hate each other. Anymore, at least. Quite the opposite, actually. It had started out innocently enough. From the 1st the the 4th years, they had actually had a rivalry. But neither could stop the strayed glances or the butterflies that appeared in their stomachs whenever they talked. And then, at the Yule ball when the two were fifth years, (Both were competing in the Triwizard Tournament. Natasha won, that year.), the punch was slightly spiked, but that was all it took for Natasha to drag Carol into a secret room that she hung out in sometimes and start attacking her lips with her own. And that was that.

Natasha had obviously told Clint, as he was her best friend. Natasha had helped Clint escape from the crime circus he belonged to after she had escaped from the red room, and they had been best friends from then on. The fact that they were in different houses didn't change a thing.

Tony had found out on his own one day when he stumbled upon the secret room that now belonged to both Natasha and Carol, and found the two cuddled up next to each other on a bunch of blankets and pillows. Natasha was sort of like his sister and he respected Carol and they were friends, so he promised not to tell.

And all was good for the year they had been dating. The four were now half way through their sixth year and were the best of friends. No one suspected a thing. Natasha and Carol acted like they hated each other in front of other, but when they were alone or with Tony or Clint they were the sappy, lovey dovey couple that used cheesy pickup lines and constantly complimented each other and had some type of physical contact.

But all that changed when Benjamin Drake decided to flirt with Carol. Sure, he started out with just usual teenage flirting, but after Carol turned him down twice, he started getting impatient. And apparently, impatient meant handsy.

"Come on babe, I know you want me." He did a terrible fake pout as his hand sprung out and grabbed Carol's ass.

"Hey!" She shouted, though easily getting out of his grip. Carol's shout had attracted the attention of the whole common room. Benjamin frowned as people laughed at him, he was getting no where with this girl.

"Stop playing so hard to get!" He said, thrusting his pelvis forward to try and grind onto Carol. Wrong move, buddy. Natasha was out of the hidden corner in a second, already fed up with the dick from the moment he put his hands on her girlfriend. She stalked up to Carol, ignoring the looks she got from the occupants of the Griffindor common room, and turned the girls head to face her. Before Carol had a moment to think, Natasha's lips were on her and she melted into the kiss. Surprised gasps came from the students scattered around the room, no doubt ready to find the quickest way to tell their friends. Benjamin stumbled back, surprised from the sudden appearance of undoubtedly the scariest person in the school. No one even questioned how she had gotten into the common room, it was no use. They wouldn't be getting any answers.

So yeah, Natasha and Carol's relationship was no longer a secret. And yeah, they got a little teasing from some homophobic jackasses (If they were later found with a bloody nose and multiple bruises as well as simple but annoying curses, no one mentioned it) but all was fine and dandy and it's three in the morning and I'm tired so just, like, ignore the last paragraph or whatever.