Multi Fandom Crossover Oneshots

(5+1) in class calls

Not all of these are crossovers but most of them are.

(5+1)

1. Steve

I was in physics, zoning out whatever the teacher was saying as I had taught it to myself when I was 10 because I was bored. I could teach the lesson better than the teacher. I was looking out the window, watching as birds flew into trees, when The National Anthem broke through Mr. Warren's rambling. Now the thing about Mr. Warren, is that if your phone rings during class, you have to pick it up and put it on speaker for everyone to hear. I froze. It was my phone that was ringing and I knew exactly who was calling, since I had set different ringtones for all my contacts.

"Mr. Parker, please answer that on speaker." Mr. Warren said. I sighed, knowing there was no getting out of this, and pressed the answer button on my phone. Before I could even start speaking, the person on the other side of the line cut through.

"Peter? Peter! Thank God. Look, we need you here. Now. Winter's trying to kill me and Natasha's out. Help!" There were muffled voices coming from the other side of the line and mild cursing before a different frantic voice came on.

"Peter, get your ass the fuck here right now!" Clint said, before hanging up. Everyone looked at me. I smiled weakly before scrambling to get my stuff. Mr. Warren looked like he was going to stop me, but I glared at him.

"Look, dude, Winter's trying to kill Steve. Not Good. I repeat. Not good. Therefore, I shall be leaving now so that no murder is comitted." I said before leaving. I left through the door, leaving behind a bunch of shocked faces.

2. Clint

Snow. Lots and lots of snow. It was beautiful really. Zeus must be in a good mood. I was cut out of my intense staring by My Songs know what you did in the dark by Fallout boy playing. Hey! That's my ringtone. Oh. That's my ringtone. I look up to see the whole class staring at me. I grin sheepishly and scramble to get my phone. Before I can turn it off though, my teacher gives me a glare. I've seen a lot of people cower at him when he gives that glare, but I've seen a lot worse.

"Why don't you answer it. On speaker." God this dude hates me. I mean, I already knew that, but I know that this isn't an option. So I just sigh and press answer without looking at the caller ID.

"Percy!" The person on the other side of the line says. A smile.

"Hey Clint. What's up?" I ask.

"Well, you see, em..........uhhhhhh............ ImighthavekindaputbleachandhairdyeinTasha'sshampoosonowshehasneonpinkhairandistryingtokillme!" He says really fast. I sigh. (I might have kinda put bleach and hair dye in Tasha's shampoo so now she has neon pink hair and is trying to kill me!)

"Sorry dude. You brought this on yourself." I say and move to hangup. But before I can, Clint speaks again.

"No! No, wait! It wasn't even supposed to be for her! It was supposed to be for you!" He says. I raise my eyebrows so high they almost reach my hairline, even though he can't see me.

"And you think that helps?" I ask him.