ppl get confuzzeled and maria is a sneakky lil shit

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*set at the end of season one of himym but marshal and lily don't break up and ted and robin don't get together*

"And then I walked up to her and said, are you wifi? cause I'm totally feeling a connection- what the fuck!?" Rabin, Marshal, and Lily were walking through the door behind Barney when he suddenly stopped mid-sentence with a proclamation of confusion. The three squeezed passed Barney in the doorway of the Mosby-Eriksen-Aldrin apartment before experiencing similar levels of confusion. There, sitting on the couch next to Ted, was Robin. But Robin had just walked through the door, so who was that?

"oh, for fucks sake." Proclaimed Robin, completely done with this shit.

"Who are you!" Lily shouted.

"Um...I'm Robin, who is that?" The lady pointed to her doppelganger from her place on the couch. She even sounded like Robin.

"No, she's lying, I'm Robin!" The Gang stepped back from the two, trying to get a better look at them next to each other. Ted stood up from the couch, not eager to be next to possibly not Robin. 

"What are you talking about, I'm Robin!"

"No, I am!"

"No, I am!"

"No, I am!"

"Oh yeah wait, never mind, you are, sorry!"

"What the fuck is even going on here!" Ted shouted. Actually Robin sighed.

"This here is my idiot sister who likes to pretend to trick people into thinking she's me." 

"Did it work?" Not Robin questioned. 

"I mean yeah, you put on a good show." Lily said. Everyone turned to her. She shrugged her shoulders. 

"So if you're not Robin, then who are you?" Barney questioned.

"That, my friends, is classified." Not Robin said before doing the moonwalk out the open door. Everyone sat in silence for a minute, pondering what the fuck just happened. Robin sighed again. 

"Just ignore that whole interaction please, Maria just likes to fuck with people." She said before opening the window and climbing out. 

"Well ok then." Barney said before continuing with his story. "Right, so then I was like, cause I'm totally feeling a connection-"  If at that moment something blew up outside, everyone elected to ignore it.  

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