Multi Fandom Crossover Oneshots

Mother fucking portals

Finally a DC oneshot! Diana looks 18 in this even though she's technically immortal (I think? Honestly, it is so confusing.) 

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Diana's POV

Typically, when a portal opens up above you and sucks you into it in the middle of a battle, you would freak out. Totally natural response. So it is acceptable that while I was flying through space with blindingly bright colors, I freaked. I flailed. I cursed. And I asked why the fates decided that just when we were about to win the battle and I could finally go to the bathroom, they needed to suck me off the ground and spit me out the other end of a mother fucking portal. So when it eventually stopped and I fell onto a carpeted floor, the first thing I did was put up my middle finger to no one in particular. When my eyes eventually adjusted to the light, I sat up and groaned. 

The first thing a saw, was a girl about my physical age with flowy black hair and bright green eyes sitting in an arm chair in the corner of the room eating eating cereal with a spork. She put her utensil down and waved. I frowned at her. 

"Is people randomly getting thrown out of a portal into you living room normal here? Because you are acting way to calm for this situation." She grinned at me. 

"Nope. I've just experienced to much weird crap in my lifetime that nothing really surprises me anymore. And the fact that I was in your exact position a mere hour ago, though I had no one to explain the situation to me." She said. I shook my head. 

"Well than what exactly is the situation?" I asked, finally getting up from the floor. 

"According to my extensive google search, we are on Earth." I gave her a deadpan look, but she continued. "I'm assuming a different earth to the one I'm from, and I would assume the same for you. Because here, the Avengers exist." I just stared at her for a second. 

"You're fucking with me, right? Those are only movies. Just actors playing out fictional events for the entertainment of the audience. They can't be real." Now it was her turn to stare at me. 

"Also, here, I'm a book. I think that will help explain it. Going by your outfit, you must be wonder woman." I only now realized that I was still wearing my super hero getup. I gave her a suspicious look. 

"And how do you know that?" I questioned her. She grinned at me. 

"Well, where I'm from, your a movie." She put down her cereal bowl and got up from her chair. "And I'm Percy. Percy Jackson."