Multi Fandom Crossover Oneshots

Casual Conversations and the art of confusing the world

The team was walking down the street. I know right? The Avengers and a very hyper teen, just casually taking a stroll. Well, Tony wanted Shawarma. They were all in casual clothes, trying to blend in, but they're the Avengers, of course people are going to notice. Well, except one. People were constantly taking photos and trying to push through the crowd to get to them, but Happy was pushing them back. That body guard deserves a raise. Anyway! They were walking and people were crowding around them, but as they continued on, people parted like the red sea.

They were walking through the park, so there was a lot of space for people to crowd. Happy managed to keep people away, but there was one person who was dodging people and arms, weaving through the crowd while still on her phone. She didn't even realise why there were so many people there, but she had a destination and she was busy on her phone. She cut through the crowd with such flow that no one realised she was there. That is, until she got close to the Avengers and Happy tried to push her back. While still on her phone and furiously typing away, she dodged his hands and all his attempts to push her back. She didn't even look like she noticed what she was doing. She continued into the circle that people were behind, like there was an invisible force field that was pushing them back when it was really just Happy, and was almost to the middle. That was when Happy called out to her.

"Excuse me, miss, you're going to have to go around." He said in a hard tone.

"Huh?" She said, finally looking up. But too late. She was still walking and looking around to see who called to her when she crashed into THE Black Widow. They both stumbled back and fell to the floor on their butts, in the process the girl's phone and a small cube box fell to the floor. They both groaned.

"Oh my Gods I am so sorry!" The girl said rubbing her head and scrambling up. She had naturally wavy black hair and intense green eyes like the ocean. When Natasha looked at her and into her eyes, her own eyes immediately darkened. The girl paled. A small 'oh shit' could be heard from Clint, but nobody paid him any mind. Now, the whole crowd was watching the interaction with their phones out recording.

"Um..........hey?" The girl said as Natasha angrily got up. Once she was standing, she looked the girl right in the eyes.

"What the hell were you thinking!" She screamed. The Avengers, except for Clint, were extremely confused about why she was so angry about this.

"Um....uh....I can explain!" The girl stuttered. Now everyone was confused. What did she need to explain? But Clint knew, and he was almost as angry as Natasha.

Tony's POV

I was confused as heck. We were just going to go take a walk to get Shawarma! Why did this have to come to an angry Natasha! The next thing that happened got me even more confused.

"Well you better start explaining. People don't just randomly leave for a month without telling anyone what they're doing, Perce." Clint said. What the heck? It's like they know her. Jocking and playing Clint is now gone, replaced with angry and serious Clint. The girl, 'Perce', switched her gaze from Natasha to Clint.

"Stay out of this, Birdy" She said in a serious yet sarcastic tone.

"Well, you could have at least told us where you were going'"Natasha said, rolling her eyes.

"Well I'm sorry that I risked my life to get this for you." The woman picked up the box. It was just a cardboard box, but there was probably something important inside. She crossed her arms over her chest.

"Your dad sent me on that quest, if you wanted to know"

"Oh. So the Lil Fish went on a quest then. You don't have to go on us again about how we could have done so much better and not let so many civilians get hurt or destroy most of the city. Geez, Perce, it was only like, one time." Clint says, now back to full joke mode. 'Perce' seems to perk up.

"About that! I have now officially saved the world 24 more times than you!" She exclaims with a large grin. Natasha scoffs.

"It's not our fault you've had more opportunities than us! Although I think that's a good thing." Natasha says rolling her eyes.

"Aw, is little red annoyed that I've saved the world more times than her?" The girl asks Clint. Now I'm really shocked. She just called Natasha Romanoff a nick-name! Nobody can do that! Finally, I managed to break out of my shock.

"I'm sorry, who are you? How do you know them? Also, what the fuck just was that converstaion? I don't think that's normal." I state and they all turn to me. 'Perce' grins at me.

"Hi! I'm Percy Jackon, technically Perseus Jackson, but if you call me that I will not hesitate to rip out your organs and strangle you with them. I have a bunch of other titles but you don't need to know those." She dismisses. "The ones you should no, however, is that I am the honorary brother of Clint Barton, honorary daughter of Nick Fury, best friend of Maria Hill, fellow agent, multiple time saviour of the world. I haven't really been keeping track of how many times I've saved it. Nope. Definitely not. Who counts how many times they saved the world? Definitely not me. Anyway, also the official prank master, trust me about that one, oh, and I'm the girlfriend of Natasha Romanoff!" She says. She scanes all of our faces and grins wider at our reactions. But when she gets to Peter, she stops. He's trying to hide behind me, for reasons I don't know.

"Peter?! Now where the hell have you been! Obviously, not kidnapped nore dead, so why haven't you contacted us in three years! Three dam years, Pete!" She exclaims, giving Peter a hard look. He comes out from behind me.

"Sorry Perce." He says and then starts spewing gibberish, but obviously Percy understands it because she comes up to him and gives him a hug.

"Hey, it's ok, Pete. I get it. Honestly, I think I would have done the same." She talks softly to him. He chuckles softly.

"Now I want to go to the dam snack bar." He says, looking at her with a grin. She laughs.

"Then let's go get some dam snacks. Tomorrow. I have something really important that I need to do." She smiles at him and then leans down to whisper something into his ear. His eyes bulge out in his head before a large grin makes itself onto his face. She smiles at his expression.

"I'm going to borrow Birdy." She says before dragging Clint away. He starts to protest, but when she glares at him he shuts up. They strolled away, leaving the rest of the Avengers, still having no idea what was going on, and a bunch of media using fans who had posted the video on every social media platform they had. The world now knew that Natasha Romanoff was taken, that Perseus Jackson had saved the world more times than the Avengers, and that there were always more secrets with that group of people.