The Horrors of 8th Grade

california love

okay. my week in cali🔽🔽
Tuesday I got here
what do you think when I say California
beaches
Palm trees
but I'm from the middle of no where California.
Julian California
the town will chew you up and spit you out
but if I do say so my self
these guys that's aren't city pussy folk and can handle anything are pretty god damn hot
Tuesday. I got here at night. we went to my aunts and my old crush comes walkin out like a god. he's 14 now. in our grade 😍
and they took us to our cabin that we were staying in and there was a spider. TARANTULA. IM FUCKING SERIOUS
it ran away. I didn't pee in that bathroom the entire time.
okay. then we went to bed
Wednesday
was my uncles funeral
he's from my dad's side and I've never met family from that side
and they're really insane
POP TOPIC
my dad's dad owned a min and he died so it went to him and his four brothers (my uncles) their names Karl(52), Craig(48), Paul(47), Cliff(38 dad)
they're all very insane
okay well Karl died and his 1/4 is going to his mom is the probate says and if it goes to his mom my dad sells his share and we get 125,000 dollars
but if it doesn't my dad has a third, but if his brothers fail to cooperate with te mine after. we get 175,000 or 500,000 it all depends if my dad owns the mine after.
my uncles are said to be dieing soon and we get the mine. that my dad will sell. were gonna be getting a whole lotta money no matter what. or we move down here and you never see me again
hoping the first one
TOPIC BACK ON TRACK
okay well after the funeral we picked up my cousins and went back to my aunts and chilled with COLTON😍
then we went home and went to bed
THURSDAY
my dad went to his cousins I drink the drama away we got sandwiches at grammas diner and watched Harry potter. then went to my aunts and hung out with Colton and his mom and they were all hanging out and me and Colton and Alana were on the trampoline and he told us he smokes pot. so my old crush went down the drain after he told us we could come over and smoke an e-cig
no I won't ruin my life with you
then we went home an went to bed
FRIDAY
we woke up and packed cause we had to stay at my grammas the rest of the week
then I took a shower and hopped in the car on the way to my aunts
me and my sister hung out on the trampoline and we went to the soda fountain
POP TOPIC
The soda fountain has been there since my gramma was little. it serves old fashioned soda and milk shakes with like fries and onion rings
DOUBLE POP TOPIC
the doctor said with my blood type I need animal protein which means I either eat 5 fish a day or I have to eat meat. so I can't be a vegetarian
BACK TO POP TOPIC
the soda fountain is where I've been eating since I was little in Julian
I ate fried chicken.-. cause I was feeling weak
BACK TO MAIN TOPIC
after that we went to the mine to see my dad cause e went earlier
and my uncle Craig is a butt face so we left and went to my aunts
when we got there we got right back in the car and brought the sheets back to the cabin. cause the dryer didn't work.
after we went to pick up my cousins IN ESCONDIDO HOT AF THERE
then we went to the grocery store and got chicken hot dogs
then we came home and had a barbecue
with pot head Colton and my family
and we had a good time
then we went to grammas and I slept with my mom
I needed the relaxation after my over stimulating family
this morning
we woke up I made coffee
them we played pictionary
and then we went to town
town is the bet it's like virginia city x100
it's really cool
I got a sticker and a poncho
the poncho jacket not poncho
okay well
there was these skater guys
and they had hats and there was one with a flower in his hair and my mom went to a store and I was waiting and they started taking to me and I was like why the flower and he said cause he doesn't have a girl to give it too
but he hot af
I'm your girl
gimme the flower
but my mom walked out
c'mon Kaija
and he was like what school do you go to and I was like I'm from Reno and he frowned and I walked away
now I'm home
my phones gonna die
so bye
love y'all
~Kaija Payge