Amaterasu: The aliens had no choice but to release their super smart, enhanced space kitty Larry after having been out smarted themselves! So they released him back to the world of Earth in a space pod * Sound effects of space pod crashing back to the earth!*
Boy: Woooow! * Eyes wide in amazement *
Youngest Girl: Shhh Kaito. I want to hear the rest.
Amaterasu: But not to worry, kiddies, Larry survived the fall. He has nine lives after all ^_^ So, continuing on...The special forces of NASA eventually made it out to the crash site and found the heavily damaged space pod....but there was nothing inside it....O.O And as the wreckage was being loaded for inspection at a secure facility, a lone, grey tabby cat sat and watched on with a very cunning kitty smirk before disappearing into the growing darkness of night. It was years later that cat owners across the globe began to find themselves caught in freak accidents. *epic eerie music *
The_hooded_girl: ^^ " Uhm Ami, remember what I said about it being scary?
*Children hold on to each other *
Oldest girl: See? I told you animals were scary!
Youngest girl: Only cats are scary, Emi. The lady says so in the story.
Emi: Kumiko-chan's pet is scary. T.T
Kaito: Shhh Hoshiko-chan, Emi-chan. I wanna hear the story!
The_hooded_girl: Nevermind -_- "
Amaterasu: ^_^ See, they can take it....Now little did the humans know, that it was all orchestrated by Larry the space cat! He had gained a following of felines all across the world to join him in overtaking the planet and ruling over the human who once thought they ruled over cats! And it wouldn't stop at just the humans, but span on into other animal species as well! Larry's dream of world domination was soon to come to fruition and the world would belong to all cats, with him at the helm as KING!
The_hooded_girl: Ooooh that's right! And that's when he brainwashed all the human children into building them sandcastles to live in.
Amaterasu: Exactly! So that's why, kids, you shouldn't be doing all the cats' work for them! >.< If you do, then the world will be completely taken over by cats and Larry!
*Kids' Eyes go wide in horror *
Emi: We won't! We promise!
Hoshiko: *nods vigorously *
Kaito: We won't let them take over the world! We will send nee-san. She's a ninja. She will stop Larry!
Amaterasu:...Oh yeah, you mentioned that before...you said Kumi...*gulp * Not the same Kumiko who is related to the V-Vaidou's, is it?? The one we hired to be included in Clash...??*prays it's a different one *
The_hooded_girl: *gulps * Tell me it isn't...
Emi: Yup, Kumiko-chan is my cousin. She and Kaito-kun and Hoshiko-chan live with us now.
Amaterasu: Gyah! *grabs hair in panic * It's the end for us if your dad finds us hanging out with you! D'x What do we do THG?!
The_hooded_girl: I don't know! T.T Where is your daddy? What were you three doing here by yourselves anyway?
Emi: We're not supposed to tell.
Hosiko: We were supposed to be a distortion.
Emi: Hoshiko-chan!
Hoshiko: Well it's true.
Emi: Nah ah it's contraption.
Kaito: No, it's extension.
The_hooded_girl: * blinks confused* You mean distraction?
*Kids nod simultaneously * That's what we said.
The_hooded_girl: A distraction for what? Your daddy sneaking up on us and feeding us to Larry? T.T
Amaterasu: We're doomed. We should get our wills together. I leave all my things to charity T.T I doubt Hisayo or any of the others will want them. They might even throw a party that we're gone *sniffles * Why were we so unloved!? T____T
*From a distance, two women are watching the scene unfold and sigh *
First Woman: -_- "" I knew they shouldn't have sent children to do a ninja's job. But really, those two are such drama queens. Gaara wasn't exaggerating.
Second Woman: And who the heck is Larry? A new addition to the cast perhaps? *sighs * They never tell us when they are going to add more people. They just expect up to adapt and make things work out.
First Woman: And since when is this story going to relocate into space? I didn't see any space ships mentioned in my script. *growls annoyed * I'm going to have them clear this up once and for all. I've had enough. It's about time for the plan to take place anyway.
Second Woman: *nods agreeing and brings hand up to her mouth in preparation to bite her thumb * Should I resummon Zenko?
First Woman: ^^" Let's use that as a last resort. I'm still deaf from his roaring the last time. We wouldn't want him to turn on us and join their side. Besides, it's just two civilians. We should be able to handle them.
Second Woman: You are seriously saying that after what happened in the first Clash? *sighs in annoyance * But fine, I'll keep Zenko out of it this time. *lowers hand and walks forward. * Let's go and save the kids before they are corrupted by our crazed creators.
First Woman: * rolls eyes and follows her companion* Here we go again.
A/N Space cats >.>
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