Unidentified man: * watches as two girls and a pack of wolves make their way across the territory* Hmmm I wonder where they are going. I should probably report this. Who knows what plan they're concocting now. *turns to leave, but missteps and tumbles down the slope he had been standing on * Ugh. Gah. Ow!
The_hooded_girl: Did you hear that?
*Entire party comes to a halt and looks in indicated direction *
Amaterasu: O.O Watch out! *everyone side steps to dodge the rolling body. Man crashes to a stop *
The_hooded_girl: Are you alright sir? It's dangerous to roll down a slope you know. * Eyes go wide when she recognizes said person* It's Kankuro!
Amaterasu: ^^"' Why is Kankuro here? Trying to spy on us or something? He probably heard we were going to the beach in bathing suits. Hmm...
Kankuro: * still on floor, looking up at the girls wide-eyed * What? O.o No! No! Definetely not. I'm not a pervert!
The_hooded_girl: * crosses arms* He probably reads that same smut as Kakashi and Akio too.
Kankuro: O.O
Ichiro: ^^''' Ah, I'll have the pack start packing things from your dressing trailers. No need to involve us in strange human affairs.
Amaterasu: *rolls eyes * Alright, just try and not mix up our things.
Ichiro: -__ -''' Hello, wolves with higher sense of smell than humans. I think we can tell whose items are whose.
Amaterasu: ^^"' Right. Okay, thanks Ichiro. Now back to the pervert.
The_hooded_girl: Then why were you spying on us? >.>
Kankuro: ^^"" *was actually spying just for different reasons* It wasn't spying. It was... research...
The_hooded_girl: That sounds oddly familiar.... Hey! Isn't that the excuse Jiraya always uses? >.<
Amaterasu: :O Noooo!!! The world doesn't need another smutty writer! DX
Kankuro: O.O""""" No! You've got it all wrong!
The_hooded_girl: Then you better start explaining mister! Cause I'm not going to prance around in bathing suit with a pervert hanging around.
Kankuro: ^^"""" * trying to find a way out of the mess he's gotten himself in *
The_hooded_girl: I'm waiting >.>
Amaterasu: You have 2 minutes to explain. >.>
Kankuro: *suddenly realizing he's being threatened by two non-shinobi girls* >.> And then what?
Amaterasu: ...-_ -'' Times up! Get him! *leaps on Kankuro's back and starts beating him over the head* Pervert! Someone call the cops!
The_hooded_girl: -_- " Uhm... Ami... remember that little incident last time? The one where you couldn't make another little mistake again or you'd be arrested?
Amaterasu: This is different! It's self-defense against a pervert!
Kankuro: For the last time! *smacked across the face by shoes * Ow!
The_hooded_girl: ^^ """""
*Throat gets cleared behind them and the girls freeze and slowly turn around to see a not so amused Gaara.*
Gaara: And what if I might ask, is going on here?
The_hooded-girl: O.O *points at Kankuro who is barely conscious * He was spying on us while we were about to chance into our bathing suits.
Gaara: * shifts his eyes towards his brother* And you call yourself a ninja? *mutters to himself * I give him one little task and he blows his cover... *sigh *
Amaterasu: *pauses in beating up Kankuro * An undercover mission? What for? Hey, you didn't send him to spy on us for you, did you? If even someone like you turns out to be a pervert, then there is no hope in the world! D'x
The_hooded_girl: You are a pervert too, Gaara? T.T And I always idolized you!
Gaara: O.O What?! I'm not a pervert!
Kankuro: * coughs and uses the opportunity to crawl away from the girls. *mutters * Let Gaara deal with these two for a while. If he hadn't sent me to scout then this wouldn't have happened. I'm demanding a raise. *completely ignoring the fact that it's his own clumsiness that brought him in this situation *
*The two girls don't even notice Kankuro crawling away. All their attention is on Gaara now *
Amaterasu: Whose next? Will it be your brats that we find out are perverts? *gasp * Or Ken and Akira?! Noooooo!!!! ToT All is lost!
The_hooded_girl: What would Taryn say if she heard her little brother is a pervert? T.T Both her brothers! O.O
Amaterasu: We better get Ichiro and the others to guard us while at the beach in case there are any more perverts U.U
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Clash 2: The Wolf and the Desertstorm - a collab with Amaterasu
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