Skit 16: Itachi

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*The two girls are hurrying across the gardens to find a hiding spot when the suddenly run into a familiar person*

The_hooded_girl: O.O ^////^ Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Amaterasu: O/////O This is...this is...! Eeeeeeep!!!! XD

The_hooded_girl: I... Itachi...

Itachi: *gives dead look * Move.

The_hooded_girl: Wait! Can we interview you?

Amaterasu: Pretty please? :D

Itachi: Tch. I don't have time for you.

The_hooded_girl: But... you are important for the story and the fans want to know all about you.

Itachi: I said I don't have time. I am looking for someone.

Amaterasu: Well what if we told you we know who you are looking for and where you will find them? >.>

Itachi: How would you know who I am looking for? *eyes them suspiciously *

Amaterasu: Ah, not so fast there. I know what you are trying to do here. We don't talk unless you agree with our terms. *discreetly hands over a pair of what appears to be shades, but they can't be seen out of. Amaterasu puts her on with a smile.* Agree?

The_hooded_girl: *puts on second pair of shades and smiles * Yeah, we have rules.

Itachi: *rips both pairs of shades off the girls' faces before they can blink. * You really think those will work against me? Don't worry though, I'm not about to waste my jutsu with the likes of you.

The_hooded_girl: O.O * in shock of being defeated so quickly*

Itachi: Now talk. I have urgent business.

Amaterasu: *sour face * You're no fun at all after all. Hmph. So much for Taryn's cool stories of you. Guess we won't tell you about her secret hiding place after all. xP

Itachi: * narrows eyes * What would you know about that?

The_hooded_girl: We have connections. We know everything. *waves fingers to do a spooky move and gives eerie look *

Itachi: *Sharingan turns * You get five seconds to tell me where she is.

The_hooded_girl: I thought you weren't 'wasting your jutsu on us'? *raises eyebrow *

Amaterasu: ^_^! Not the best idea to provoke him THG. Itachi, we love you, but you need to cool your jets. Have you tried looking in all her other hiding places?

Itachi: *deadpans * I would have if I knew where to look.


Amaterasu: You mean you didn't know she had all these other hiding places of hers? Guess we'll have to show you and in the meantime tell us a few things about yourself. ^///^

Itachi: * sighs * Just hurry already.

The_hooded_girl: ^////^ We're going to have so much fun. Okay. What's your favorite food?

Itachi: Why would anyone care about that?

Amaterasu: The readers care! And us of course ^o^ You never know, we might take you out afterwards to the nearest restaurant that serves your favorite food ;)

Itachi: * sighs* Dango.

The_hooded_girl: Really?! O.O That's Taryn's favorite food too! ^-^

Itachi: ...

The_hooded_girl: Hmm okay... next question... Uhm.... What do you like to do in your spare time?

Itachi: I don't have spare time.

Amaterasu: T~T That can't be true! Everyone has some kind of free time, no matter how little. You must do something, with any, don't you? Unless....^____^ You daydream about Taryn all the time.

Itachi: *glares annoyed * Are we at one of her hide-outs yet?

The_hooded_girl: * leans over to Amaterasu* Did you notice how he didn't answer that question? >.>

Amaterasu: Yup ^^ He's totally in love with her. *coughs in hand at another glare gained by Itachi * I mean, almost there~~~^^'''

The_hooded_girl: Yeah, just around the next bush.

*said bush rustles and the girls jump in fright when a masked man steps out, holding an orange book*

The_hooded_girl: *whispers at Amaterasu* This is not good.

Amaterasu: Never one for good timing, is he? U.U'' Kakashi, what are you doing in a place like this? *middle of nowhere actually * And please tell us you aren't going to act weird like everyone else has. We've had enough. Itachi might not love us, but he isn't avoiding us like the rest of you! >.<

Itachi: Actually, I'm only here because of your unhanded actions of using Taryn against me. -_ -''

Amaterasu: Ha! Knew he was in love with her ^_^

The_hooded_girl: >.> Are you feeling that sudden laden atmosphere too?

Kakashi: * glares at Itachi* Uchiha.

Itachi: *gives Kakashi mocking smirk* Hatake.

Kakashi: Stay away from Taryn.

Itachi: * Still mocking* Are you her protector now? Don't you already have a girlfriend?

Kakashi: Why you.... >-/

Itachi: I'll be sure to give her your regards. *lifts hands and weaves a few signs before vanishing*

The_hooded_girl: T.T Don't go! *Turns to Kakashi * YOU RUINED OUR INTERVIEW WITH ITACHI! *DEATHGLARE*

Kakashi: I saved you from a lot of trouble is what you mean.

Amaterasu: Hmmm, I wonder if Hisayo will see it that way ^___^

Kakashi: *pales. Already knowing how sensitive and equally aggressive Hisayo can be *

Amaterasu: Heh, payback for cutting our interview with Itachi short B-)

The_hooded_girl: Well, we could bail you out in this case >.> I guess since you cut our interview with Itachi short, you will have to take his place.

Amaterasu: It's only fair, yup U.U

Kakashi: *sighs * Alright *meanwhile thinks that it is to his advantage. He could stall the girls while the others finish making preparations in the secret HQ * Fire away.

Amaterasu/The_hooded_girl: YAY! ^o^

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