Gaara: Will you just wait already?
The_hooded_girl: T.T Stop following us! Pervert! Why is the world so filled with perverts? T.T
Amaterasu: What did we ever do to deserve being stalked by perverts!? D'x
Gaara: *performs jutsu and a huge wall of sand swirls in front of the girls, covering them from head to toe in beach sand *
The_hooded_girl: *shreeks * We're all covered in sand now! That's gonna sit everywhere!
Amaterasu: >.> I think I have some sand ridding up my—*The_hooded_girl frees hand from sand in time to slap it over Amaterasu's mouth. *
Gaara: -__- " You two sure are drama queens.
The_hooded_girl: T.T No, they didn't offer drama at my school. It was horrible! T.T
Gaara: -__- " you just proved my point.
Amaterasu: Mmmft mmmft! *turning blue from lack of air *
The_hooded_girl: ^^ " Sorry! * releases Amaterasu.*
Amaterasu: *gasps for air * I was only going to say I think there is sand ridding up my 'Astronaut Cat' shorts.
The_hooded_girl: Astronaut Cats? >.> Really?
Amaterasu: Yeah, see ^_^ *pulls down drawstring pants to show blue shorts with several prints of kitties in space suits all over the material. * They're actually swim trunks, and I couldn't help but buy them the other day when we went shopping for swim suits.
The_hooded_girl: O.O Cats really go to space?
Gaara: -__- " Why do I still try? There is no reasoning with these two air heads. How they ever manage to write a sensible story is beyond my comprehension.
Meanwhile:
Narrator: Meanwhile, back at the still burning studio, a group of cast members have gathered and watch the building slowly burn to a crisp.
Kakashi: Really Hisayo, Zenko? Wasn't that a bit overkill?
Narrator: *Imitating Hisayo's voice * With those two, never.
Kakashi: *blanches * Please, don't do that ever again.
Narrator: Hey, I'm only reading off the script Hisayo gave me...which had specific orders to imitate her voice if only to make it an even trade off for any offensive things you might say. >.>
Kakashi: I wasn't being offensive though. T./
Narrator: The jury's out on that one still >.>
Hiro: Wait, since when do we have a narrator?
Wolf1: They hired one.
Wolf 2: And then fired one.
Hiro: They hired a narrator? On what budget?
Daro: >.> Probably yours and Akira's. With the amount of food you two consume they can hire twelve narrators.
Hiro: O.O They're not cutting back on the food, are they?
Wolf1: Hey, narrator, weren't you supposed to arrange professionals to deal with this fire?
Narrator: I did, I got you here, didn't I?
Group: -___- """""""
Narrator: What? I was demoted! I don't have the budget to get professional help for that *points to burning building that suddenly blows up and continues to burn *
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Clash 2: The Wolf and the Desertstorm - a collab with Amaterasu
FanfictionA cryptic message sent to Suna. A suspicious mission received by Konoha. What do these two have in common? When Konoha's Hisayo Nakamura goes missing, it sends her friends and family in a frenzy and they immediately head out to find her. With their...
