*Amaterasu and the_hooded_girl are still on a happy high after hearing how much effort their characters are putting into Clash. But little did they know that their day would be ruined by an unforeseeable trio of goons.... *
Amaterasu: Let's forget about finding anyone to interview for a while since they all are working so hard ^_^ We can relax at the beach :D
The_hooded_girl: There's a beach here? O.O Why did I not know! T.T
Amaterasu: Well...it isn't a real beach per say ^^"" I got bored one day a decided to paint on and hang it as a backdrop on stage ^^""""
The_hooded_girl: ^_^ What a wonderful idea!
Amaterasu: ^///^ Really? Thanks! It's just since I live in a desert I always have the urge to want to visit water and since the nearest beach is over 9 hours away...>.> Yeah....u.u
The_hooded_girl: Owww you poor thing T.T Let's go then! *takes superhero pose * To the beach!
Amaterasu: So here we have The Beach, minus shark infested waters ^.^
Mystery Man: Sharks are the least of your concerns
The_hooded_girl: *Let's out high piercing, ear drum shattering scream * It's a pervert on our beach! Go away pervert! *screams again *
*Mystery man revealed as Kabuto who is pushing up his glasses with an embarrassed air around him*
Kabuto: >///> ahem...
Second Mystery Man: *crazed and amused laugh * Heh, and here I was starting to wonder Kabuto.
Amaterasu: O.O S-s-Satoru! Uwaaahhh! We're so dead! *Hugs THG *
The_hooded_girl: Satoru is at the beach? O.o *puzzled expression * Does that make him a pervert too then? *gulps when meeting Satoru's deadly glare * Don't hurt me mister Satoru! I'm too pretty to die! T.T *clings to Amaterasu *
Third and Final Mystery Man: Now now, let's not shed any blood, at least for today Satoru-kun. We need these girls alive.
Amaterasu: * nods vigorously * You do! I don't know exactly why...>> but you do!
The_hooded_girl: Yeah... what she says.
Satoru: *glares * That's right, Orochimaru-sama, your reasons better be good.
Orochimaru: *evil smirk * We're going to make them write our solid victory, with Konoha bowed at my feet with the rest of the world to follow. Imagine all the vessels I will gain to act as replacements between half demon bodies.
Kabuto: Heh, the possibilities indeed
Amaterasu: T~T I think I wanna go home now
The_hooded_girl: You evil, evil man! We will never bow down to you! *takes dramatic stance * Never I say!
Orochimaru: *takes step closer to THG *
The_hooded_girl: *shrinks back * I mean.... Not before I have my snack. I need fuel to write... T.T
Satoru: *evil smirk * I think I have a few ideas of my own you two will write for me too.
Orochimaru: *glares * I think not. My victory does not include your sister's demise.
Satoru: *returns glare *
Kabuto: Orochimaru-sama's will is absolute.
Satoru: Like hell it is!
*the trio continue to argue *
Amaterasu: O.O
The_hooded_girl: *leans towards Amaterasu and whispers * You know, this might be a good time to sneak away. >.>
Amaterasu: T~T *nods and begins to crawl away *
*feet stand in her path. Amaterasu nervously looks up *
Kabuto : now where do you think you are crawling away to?
Amaterasu: Uh...the bathroom.
Kabuto: And you need to do that together?
The_hooded_girl: *nods seriously * yup together. Don't you know girls always have to go in groups? It's in the manual.
Amaterasu: Yeah, see? * hands Kabuto manual* Chapter 6 paragraph 20 of section 7 ^_^
*All three lean to read*
Satoru: You have got to be kidding.
Kabuto: "No woman is to suspected of foul play if she is accompanied to the Ladies Room with other women"??
Amaterasu : Yup. ^-^
Satoru: why does that sound disgusting?
Amaterasu: Hey, don't judge the double standard. It's totally okay and normal for girls to go to the restrooms in groups. For guys to do it is just weird.
Kabuto: She does make a point >.>
Orochimaru: * rolls eyes * Fine, but Satoru-kun and Kabuto will stand outside the door. Any longer than 5 minutes and they will go in to retrieve you.
Amaterasu: Hey that's not nearly enough time!
The_hooded_girl: Yeah! I need a lot longer. At least twenty minutes.
Kabuto: Twenty minutes?! What do you plan on doing?
The_hooded_girl: *gasps * How rude! You can't ask a lady about her bathroom activities! Pervert!
Kabuto: *at a loss for words * O/////O
Satoru: *snickering *
Amaterasu: 20 minutes or no deal.
Orochimaru: *glares * How about no bathroom breaks at all?
Amaterasu: Okaaay, but you are picking up the mess and getting us new clothes each and every time ^_^
Satoru: *mutters * Now I see where Taryn gets it from.
The_hooded_girl: Yeah... and speaking of.... *crosses legs and grows pained expression *
Orochimaru: O.O;;; Fine! 20 minutes! Now hurry before we have a mess to deal with!
The_hooded_girl: T.T Thank you! *grabs Amaterasu's hand and makes a hasty exit *
Kabuto:.......U.U We've been had
Satoru: what do you mean?
Kabuto: * points at obvious bathroom sign across the hall * That is the restroom.
*meanwhile outside *
The_hooded_girl: Phew that was close. They were so scary! T.T I almost really peed my pants.
Amaterasu: *Hugs THG * We almost died back there!
Mystery voice: who almost died back there?
*both girls whirl around with frightened screams *
*To Be Continued *
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A/N Ah, The Manual. Something we should carry with us at all times...
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