Skit 13 Hideki

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*The_hooded_girl walks back on stage with a large bucket in her arms. * Look what I found! ^_^ Presents cookie dough ice cream * It was in the freezer in the pantry. So weird...

Amaterasu: Yes! We're saved!! *the girls split ice cream and sit at edge of stage * I wonder what we did to make Miss Kinu and the others walk out on us?? I don't remember doing anything that would make her or anyone else mad.

The_hooded_girl: * Swallows chunk of ice cream* I don't know. Maybe they wanted Hiro and Akira to make them sundaes too.

Amaterasu: Hm, Suzume maybe, but I don't think Kuro would care, and Miss Kinu doesn't get angry unless it's something personal-- or if Akio is teasing her >.>

The_hooded_girl: T.T Then I don't know. * Takes other spoon full of the ice cream*

Amaterasu: *sad sighs * We didn't even get to interview any of them :(

Unfamiliar voice: -_- " You two are pathetic.

The_hooded_girl: Now I'm hearing voices T.T

Amaterasu: No, no, I heard that too. Unless we're both going crazy?? O.O

The_hooded_girl: * Considering the possibility, frowns confused and then looks around* No, we're not crazy! Look, it's Hideki!

Amaterasu: Canines love me! Here boy! Come here Hideki, cute! Let me pet you! Animals do help reduce stress, you know ^_^

Hideki: -______- " Why did I let myself get talked into this?

The_hooded_girl: Ooooooh! I have an idea! Why don't we interview Hideki? We've never interviewed a summon before! ^_^

Amaterasu: Yeah i guess none of the bird summons counted in the past ^^" So how about it Hideki? It's easy. All you do is answer our Qs.

Hideki: *sighs and mutters to the side * They said keep them busy. I guess this is one way of doing that. * sighs again * Alright, I guess.

Amaterasu: Thanks so much Hideki. You have no idea how rough the last couple of hours has been. T.T

Hideki: -__- "I can imagine. So, First question?

Amaterasu: Hope you don't mind a common one, but...are you a ninetails in desguise? ^_ ^

Hideki: THAT is a common one? -_- " And what is a ninetails? O.o

Amaterasu: *disappointed sigh * I guess that answers that one. Nevermind Hideki. I guess you just a normal fox after all. But I still like you and want to hold you in my lap and pet you and hug you x3

Hideki: O.O"""" Someone should get a straightjacket for you.

The_hooded_girl: * restraining Amaterasu * ^^""" Okay next question. Uhm.... Let's see... You're Kumiko-chan's summon, how do you like being partnered with her?

Hideki: Kumiko-chan is a great partner. She will be a great ninja one day. And I will be at her side as her proud summon.

Amaterasu: Aw, let go THG. Please? *reaches out to summon. I just want to pet his pretty fur :'(

The_hooded_girl: ^^ " *hisses at Ami * You'll scare him off ^^""""""""""" Here have some more ice cream.

The_hooded_girl: * pouts* Don't be upset Ami! T.T What will I do when you're going rogue?! T.T I can't join Akatsuki! Kisame is there and I'm allergic to fish!

Amaterasu: Then we start our own organization! *dramatic stance *

The_hooded_girl: O.O YES! And we'll call ourselves Team Racket! Prepare for drama! Put on your pajama! To give the world stories without an end! Written by our own hand!

Amaterasu: Yeah...producers of Pokemon might try to sue use if we do that lol. Ooo but we can make Hideki our sidekick! Yip! That's right! *it was a terrible imitation and attempt at parody *

Hideki: -_- " I'll pass

The_hooded_girl: Uh... I don't know. What else can we do besides starting a criminal organization? Blackmail? No wait, we already do that on a regular base.... Uhm I mean... no bad... blackmail bad...^^ "

Amaterasu: Hmm, now that's not a bad idea....If it means getting to the bottom of why everyone has been acting so strange. I mean come on, there is obviously something going on, isn't there?

The_hooded_girl: Well, yes, that's true. * Looks at Hideki* You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you? >.>

Amaterasu: It's okay, we won't be mad if you do ^____^

Hideki: ^^ """""""" I just remember, I have to go help Kumiko-chan with her scene. * jumps to the ground and tries to sneak off*

The_hooded_girl: Hey, wait a minute...

Unfamiliar voice shouts across the stage: Are you the girls responsible for all of this?!

The_hooded_girl: Who's he?

Amaterasu: ^^''' Whoever it is, he doesn't look happy. Should we make a run for it?

The_hooded_girl: Too late! T.T He's already here.

*Hideki sees the opportunity to run for the hills and leave the girls to suffer *

Unfamiliar man: Well?! Answer the question! Are you two the reason I can't find my son anywhere?! >.<

Amaterasu: *winces * Ouch. Ever hear of an inside voice? *rubs ears *

The_hooded_girl: Uhm... * blinks * Who is your son?

Man: My son is Daisuke Vaidou and ever since he signed up for this nonsense project, I can't find him anywhere. What did you do to him?!

The_hooded_girl: Daisuke? Oh right! We sent him to do repairs. He didn't do a very good job you know. The storage room still doesn't have a new door.

Amaterasu: *nods * In fact, he never came back with our parfaits we ordered T~T

The_hooded_girl: Yeah, didn't you teach him it's impolite to keep a lady waiting? In this case, two ladies? And you didn't even introduce yourself. How rude!

Man: I am Osamu Vaidou! Didn't your parents teach you to respect your elders?

The_hooded_girl: >.> No >.>

Osamu: Why you little insolent... >.<

The_hooded_girl: Now now, watch your language, we have young readers present. In fact, I think it's best if we announce the next chapter so they won't have to hear those fowl words...

Amaterasu: That's right! So why don't you #&%$(&@! *Gasp * Oops! :O Good thing we have a censoring team. Sorry! ^^"''

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