The_hooded_girl: *looks at stage with thoughtful expression * Hmmmm....
Amaterasu: ?? Penny for your thoughts THG? We've kinda got an interview to conduct. Hm...speaking of, where is Tsunade? She's running a bit late. *looks at watch *
The_hooded_girl: I'm not sure. Something is up. *looks around suspiciously* Tsunade is never late. Sure she is lazy as hell when it comes to paperwork and such, but she's never late. *crosses arms * something's going on.
Amaterasu: -__ -''' So, because she is only 10 minutes late, you think she is up to something? Don't be so paranoid. She is the Hokage after all. I know she can be lazy, but she does get her job done. She probably has a meeting that's running a bit over.
The_hooded_girl: *sighs * Yeah, you're probably right. I guess I'm still freaked out over last time ^^ " *laughs nervously * She was scary....
Amaterasu: ^^''' Yeah, true that. She wasn't the only scary one though. Akio was pretty scary too. I still have nightmares. *nightmare flashback of an attacking props falling on head *
The_hooded_girl: Awwww *hugs Amaterasu * don't be scared. I'll protect you T.T Wait.... Then who will protect me? >.>
The_hooded_girl: Nevermind, we're doomed -_- "
Tsunade: *mutters to self * They're talking about doom already? What do they know? *walks further onto the stage and clears throat * Alright, I'm here, now get to it, my time is valuable.
Amaterasu: Lady Tsunade! Hi! About time woman! We're on a timer ourselves, you know!? We got chapters to write, art to draw, and ice cream to eat!
The_hooded_girl: Ice cream! ^_^ *gets dreamy look *
Tsunade: *glares at Amaterasu * What did you just say? *eye twitches in annoyance *
Amaterasu: ^_^! So let's get things underway! I understand that there were a few...unfortunate issues in the last Clash, but how stoked are you for this new Clash? Pretty excited, right? *mutters* I hope so anyway ^^"''
Tsunade: *glares *
The_hooded_girl: >.> Alright then ^^ " Uhm You will get more screentime than in the first book ^_^
Tsunade: *still glaring * You think that makes me happy, how?
Amaterasu: ^^"" Er, well, we don't blow up the village if that will account for anything.
The_hooded_girl: *to the side* not the village no... *clears throat and smiles at Tsunade* See? We've learned from last time.
Amaterasu: Shhh! She isn't supposed to know about that.
Tsunade: *glare intensifies * Know about what?
Amaterasu: Eeep! Oh, nothing...^_^! Ehehe, nothing at all. Just know we aim to please the ever growing demand our readers have and have really improved several things over the course of the book to satisfy everyone. I mean, look at the pretty epic start we've had from the first chapter! And that's just one of many chapters! :) And know also that you, Lady Tsunade will make this story even better! I mean, we did give you more screen time : )
The_hooded_girl: That's right! And speaking of... this seems like a perfect time to go to the next chapter!
Amaterasu: Whoo!! Thank you for your time on this segment, Lady Tsunade, but time for you to go see your adoring fans! *leads Tsunade to a closed door * Right this way missy! Before you crush us—I mean, crush your fan's hearts if they don't get to see you before the chapter starts. *opens door and pushes Tsunade through before closing it. * Phew, okay, I think I have a few grey hairs now because of that. Why was it a good idea to interview her again?
The_hooded_girl: Uhm. Ami? That's the supply closet...
Amaterasu:.....*gulps *
Tsunade: *muffled voice *Idiot girl!
Amaterasu: Sorry! *locks door for own safety *
Tsunade: Just wait! When I get out of here!
Amaterasu: Gyah! Run! *grabs THG and makes a run for it * I swear I didn't know it was a closet! I panicked and was just trying to get rid of her! She's so scary!
*Door is smashed to splinters* Tsunade: Wait until I get my hands on you! *is met with nothing but silence as the dust clouds caused by the two girls' escape clear up *
Tsunade: We'll see who had the last laugh once they see what we have in store for them... *stomps off stage*
---
A/N I will upload the chapters 1 by 1. Please bear in mind that I take no credit for the characters created by Amaterasu.
We wrote this story together.
YOU ARE READING
Clash 2: The Wolf and the Desertstorm - a collab with Amaterasu
FanficA cryptic message sent to Suna. A suspicious mission received by Konoha. What do these two have in common? When Konoha's Hisayo Nakamura goes missing, it sends her friends and family in a frenzy and they immediately head out to find her. With their...
