Clash 2: The Wolf and the Desertstorm - a collab with Amaterasu

Skit 4 Keigo

Amaterasu: *sighs as she is seemingly walking around as though she is lost *Ugh, where did everyone go? It's like they disappeared off the face of the planet. No Hisayo, Akio, Taryn—not even Kinu! And where the heck are all the brats?? We can't have an interview without an interviewee!

The_hooded_girl: I told you something wasn't right. *Sighs * Now what? T.T We had so many great ideas! And I didn't get my triple chocolate chip sorbet either! T.T

Amaterasu: *gasps * That's right! T.T Our sweets! Hm, now that you mention it, I haven't seen Daisuke either. He didn't run away on us, did he? We still need him for the story! T.T *gasp * Are we in the Twilight Zone??? O.o

*Eerie Doctor Who tune plays in the background *

The_hooded_girl: Wait, if we are... does that mean I'm still me? O.o Or am I you now? O.O I don't know who I am! O.O *nearly panics *

*Keigo calmly walks past, seemingly unaware of the deranged ladies. Both girls freeze with wide eyes*

Amaterasu: *points with a gasp * Another human being!!! We're saved!! *latches onto Keigo for dear life *

Keigo: O_ O ''''' U-ummm....

Amaterasu: Shhhh, everything will be okay now. This isn't the end!!

Keigo: -__ -"" Mind explaining what's going on? And why someone either A) Gave you too much sugar or B) Let you out of your cage in the first place?

The_hooded_girl: *latches onto Keigo from the other side* Keigo-san! You found us! *pushes away and looks at Keigo suspiciously* You are Keigo-san, aren't you? *looks Keigo over to make sure there aren't any hidden zippers in the back of his head*

Keigo: -___ -''' I think I need to find Akio now.

Amaterasu: But that's the thing! We can't find him or anyone! TvT It's like they disappeared!

Keigo: Or just avoiding you two >.> *mutters * I've heard enough stories to understand why anyway...>.>

Amaterasu: *grabs Keigo's furred vest and pulls him down to her level *

The_hooded_girl: Uhm... Ami...

Keigo: O.o!

Amaterasu: I got it! You can find everyone for us! Put that nose to good use! *whistles * Come on boy! That's it! SEEK!

Keigo: -_ -''''

The_hooded_girl: ^^ " Not sure this is a good idea, but yeah... we do need to find them. *whips out dog biscuits from pocket and wiggles it in front of Keigo's face* Here you go ^_^

Keigo: Even if you paid me, I wouldn't work for crazies like you two.

Amaterasu: Well...you work for Satoru, don't you? >.>

Keigo: >:-l Don't talk to me anymore. *grabs Amaterasu's hands and pulls her off him *

Amaterasu: :O Wait! I didn't mean it! *Keigo turns to leave, but Amaterasu latches onto one of his legs* Noooo! Don't goooooo!!! We need you! T.T

The_hooded_girl: That was so mean! T.T

Amaterasu: I'm sorry! D'x I didn't mean it, honest! It was just an observation!

Keigo: *Trying to walk away, but is having to drag extra weight. * Let go, you're heavy.

Amaterasu: *gasps and let's go * :'O Now that's mean! I'm not fat! T.T

Keigo: I didn't say fat.

Amaterasu: You implied it! *sobs *

Keigo: O_o''''' I'm...sorry?

Amaterasu: You don't even sound like you mean it! At least I was genuinely sorry when I accidentally insulted you!

Keigo: I...I...I'm sorry...?

Amaterasu: Hmph! Still doesn't sound like you mean it!

Keigo: *sighs * If I promise to help find someone else, will that make it up?

Amaterasu: Sure! Okay! ^.^

The_hooded_girl: *grins at Amaterasu behind Keigo's back and holds up thumbs *

Amaterasu: *Looks around Keigo to THG and winks in victory before looking up to Keigo * Alright, let's get going! xD Oh, but first! If you would do the honors THG and get the new chapter started ^_^

The_hooded_girl: *salutes* On it! *turns to audience.* And here we have it. Enjoy the new chapter and we'll see you back next time. *waves and follows after Amaterasu and Keigo* I still think we should have added a clause to the contracts that says participation in interviews is mandatory. *walks off stage *