Daisuke: *grins at the_hooded_girl and Amaterasu * Well there, they didn't tell me I'd be dealing with two lovely girls when I was asked to come here.
The_hooded_girl: -__- " Seriously?
Amaterasu: We could have fun with this though ;) *smiled sweetly to Daisuke * Say, Daisuke, you do know as the new guy, you gotta help us out, right? You know, like help keep our dressing rooms clean, and getting us drinks, fanning us when it's hot, *mutters * Maybe be our shield...>.>
Daisuke: like... work you mean?
The_hooded_girl: That's right. *nods seriously *
Daisuke: You know I think I just heard someone call my name. I should go check it out. *glances over shoulder to search for an emergency exit *
Amaterasu: Sorry buddy, but it's in your contract. You did read it, didn't you? Apart from our written scrip you have to follow, you also have to work even if you aren't on set.
The_hooded_girl: What she means to say is... it's a real privilege to be part of this production, so you should feel honored that we are giving you the task to be our personal assistant. You are the only one we can think of that is capable of such an important task *mutters to the side * and of course we are too afraid to let the others anywhere near us. We value our lives >.>
Amaterasu: *nods head vigorously * That's right! What she said ^_^ Out of all the cast, we handpicked you! You are the best of the best Daisuke. So we're counting on you! :D
Daisuke: *hesitantly * O...kay.
The_hooded_girl: But before all that, tell us a little about yourself so the fans will get to know you.
Daisuke: *notices audience for the first time since arriving and freezes*
The_hooded_girl: *pokes Daisuke but gets no response and turns to Amaterasu * Uhm... a little help here?
Amaterasu: ^_^""" Oh dear, I believe this kid doesn't react well to pressure and audiences. Uhm....*grabs Daisuke and slaps him across the face a few times and shakes him by his collar * Pull yourself together kid. We haven't even reached the climax of this story yet. Come on, man up.
The_hooded_girl: -_- " That wasn't exactly what I was going for, but oh well.... ^^ "
Daisuke: *gaps and rubs his throbbing cheeks * I changed my mind, you aren't lovely at all. You two are crazy...
The_hooded_girl: oh boy, he should not have said that... * braces herself for coming thunder*
Amaterasu: D': Uwaaaahhh! The new guy hates our guts! *cries more *
Daisuke: W-w-wait, I didn't say—
Amaterasu: *cries harder * He thinks we're ugly too! *Hugs THG and sobs more *
The_hooded_girl: *Pats Amaterasu on the back while glaring at Daisuke * Now you've done it, give her a trauma. Nicely done, and here I thought there was actually a decent guy underneath it all.
Daisuke: *pales * Wait, no I didn't mean that. It's just... you startled me... that's all. Don't cry, you're freaking me out.
The_hooded_girl: So now we're freaks too?!
Daisuke: No you're not! Wait! You are great! Yes, amazing!
The_hooded_girl: Well, I guess you could make it up to us...>.>
Amaterasu: And he can start by maybe...I don't know...making us two triple parfait with cutely cut fruits and crunchy granola? ^.^ But make sure there are no strawberries, or melons, or pineapples, or nuts! I'm allergic T.T Apples, bananas, tangerines, blueberries, peaches, and plenty of blackberries. Oh! And raspberries! Lot and lots of those ^o^
The_hooded_girl: Oh and a double chocolate chip sorbet with sprinkles and whip cream. Oh and there is a supply closet that is in need of a new door. So that will be next.
Daisuke: -_____________- " I should have just stayed in bed this morning.
The_hooded_girl: Ah no now, the early bird catches the worm... ^_^ or in this case, makes us delicious food. Up you go, if you hurry you can make it in time for the next chapter.
Amaterasu: That's right! We'll just stay here and relax—retain! Yeah, retain crowd control since, you know, you are popular with the fans ;) Just imagine how amazed they'll be when they see the amazing job you will do for us B-)
Daisuke: *blushes * I'm popular?
The_hooded_girl: Of course you are! ^_^ Just look at you with those muscled arms. You must be very strong.
Daisuke: * wears cocky expression* I guess that's true. * grins *
The_hooded_girl: So why don't you show everyone just how strong you are with doing the necessary repairs to our stage? *smiles innocently *
Amaterasu: Don't forget our treats too ^_^
*The girls watch as Daisuke hurries off the stage to get the necessary equipment.*
The_hooded_girl: Like taking candy from a baby.... ^^ " Not that we'd ever do that of course!
Amaterasu: Oh yeah B-) *High fives THG and leans back to relax in chair *
The_hooded_girl: You know, we didn't really learn much about Daisuke in this interview >.> *shrugs * Oh well, I guess we'll just go to the next chapter then.
Amaterasu: Don't worry, everyone will discover more soon enough ^^""
Meanwhile...
*Daisuke walks up to the equipment shed and opens the door with a sigh *
Daisuke: Man, how'd I get roped up into manual labor T.T
Mystery Man: *Let's out a sigh of pity for the boy as they shake their head *
Daisuke: Woah, hey, who're you?
Mystery Man: You're savior...well, out of unanimous vote since the others all seem to be busy with their own jobs ^^'''
Daisuke: ....???
Mystery Man: I know, I know, it all seems confusing, but I really am here to help. Several of us couldn't help but notice the trouble you seem to be in by two in particular, manipulative, crazy ladies.
Daisuke: *sigh in defeat * Yeah. Before I knew it, they've got me doing a long list of things, namely making them fancy sweets. I don't even know how to do something like that!
Mystery Man: Yup, thought so. Just follow me.
Daisuke: But what about the list?
Man: Oh, don't worry about a thing. Trust me. Just lay low and try to avoid running into them. And in the meantime, you'll meet some people who can help you out.
Daisuke: Hm, I guess so...Who are you anyway?
Man: Oh, sorry about that. ^_/""" Name's Kakashi. Nice to meet you, Daisuke.
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A/N Yay! You met Daisuke! He is fun to write for XD
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