The_hooded_girl: Question 1. How old were you when you first started reading those dirty books?
Kakashi: *coughs into fist * Next question.
Amaterasu: Hey! You can't just skip questions!
Kakashi: I just did ^/ Next...question.
Amaterasu: *shivers and whispers to THG * Why is his nice tone, scary all of a sudden?
The_hooded_girl: * watches Kakashi suspiciously* I don't know... >.> Hmmm Question 2. *still trying to get the answer to question 1* When did you buy the first copy of Icha Icha?
Kakashi: I didn't. It was gifted to me by Jiraiya. First edition, signed. *happy sigh. Ah, the memories of that day. *
Amaterasu: Okaaay...How old were you when Jiraiya gave you the book?
Kakashi: *dramatic gasp * You never ask a person their age!
Amaterasu: -__ -''' Dear gods, Akio has got to him.
The_hooded_girl: *wheels turning in her head* So.... If we ask Akio for a copy of that first edition, it will show the year it was published, right?
Amaterasu: *perks up * Hey, that's right! Since Kakashi won't answer our question *mutters * after he agreed to answer *cough *what a liar *cough cough * We can just find Akio and ask him!
Kakashi: *wide eye for split moment * No! You can't!
Amaterasu: And why can't we? *folds arms, expectantly * Akio might be sneaky, but he does answer us....even if it isn't the exact answer we need >.> Okay, wait nevermind, Akio never gives straight answers, does he?
The_hooded_girl: * Sigh* -_- " Oh, I know! ^_^ We'll ask Naruto to get us a copy. He can ask Jiraya. XD
Amaterasu: Great idea! :D
Kakashi: * sighs in relief that the attention is not on finding Akio anymore* That was close.
The_hooded_girl: Did you say something? >.>
Kakashi: ""^-/ Next question.
The_hooded_girl: Hmmm... What were you doing here by yourself anyway?
Kakashi: ""O-/ Uhm.... ""^/ I was taking a stroll... and then I crossed paths with a black cat ""^/ so I had to take a detour... and then I got lost on the path of life...
The_hooded_girl: I think this story is taking a detour... -__- "
Amaterasu: I just so happen to have a black cat right here holds up crate and a cat meows from inside (sorta >.> He's actually black and white...) If you don't explain the madness that we KNOW is going on *mumbles * That we suspect anyway >.>....Then I will unleash the kitty upon you!!! >.<
The_hooded_girl: ^__^ kitty! *picks up the kitten and starts to cuddle with it *
Kakashi: ^_/ ""
Amaterasu: -_ -'''' *sighs * And so the roles are now reversed. Didn't something similar to this happen last season?? But then why...does my cat seem to like her so much! T.T *flashback of a cat attacking Amaterasu last season *
The_hooded_girl: *only has eyes for the cat * Aren't you adorable? Yes you are ^-^ <3
Kakashi: Well if you don't need me anymore... "^-/
Amaterasu: *grabs Kakashi by his retreating collar * Not so fast ^_^ I happen to have a backup plan! *pulls out a book from jacket and dangles it in front of Kakashi. *
Kakashi O-/ Is that....*tries to take book but it is pulled out of reach *
Amateras: Yup ^___^ Jiraiya's newest installment of the Icha Series. Signed copy too. I'll give it to you, but only on the condition you do some real explaining and maybe answer our interview questions with more truthful answers....instead of avoiding them -_ -'''
Kakashi: * follows course of the book as it is wiggled back and forth in front of him* Sure, sure anything you say.
Manacing Voice from Above: Look out below!!! Ahahahahaha!!!!
*There is crash! Smoke and debris rises in the wake of the unexpected visitor. Amaterasu and The_hooded_girl scream as they latch onto each other for dear life. The cat hisses and darts away. Kakashi, book in hand and a goofy, happy expression on his face is flung into the sky, disappearing with a twinkle in the distance. *
Amaterasu: Uwaaaaahhh!!! It's the end of the world!! D'x The sky is falling!!!!
The_hooded_girl: * looks at large monstrous wolf in front of them* Uuhhhh Didn't you say canines loved you? You deal with this one. * shoves Amaterasu in the direction of the creature. *
Amaterasu: T.T Why do I feel like a sacrifice now? *carefully approaches the creature now identified as a monstrous flaming wolf. * H-Hi...Z-Zenko-sama ^_^'''' What b-brings you h-here?
Zenko: xD *sharp teeth make the girls flinch * I have been called upon by my dear pup! But alas, she is nowhere to be seen.
*somewhere in a dark corner overlooking the scene, a figure gives a relieved sigh *
Mystery figure: Summoned just in time. Hatake, I'll deal with you later. You were supposed to distract the girls, not get distracted by that disgusting book series of yours. *disappears in swirl of leaves, hoping Zenko will forgive the sudden summons with no action or danger to see to. *
Amaterasu: Hmmm, so Hisayo summoned you? You wouldn't happen to know where she is, would you? She's been MIA since this all started.
The_hooded_girl: * eying Zenko fearfully* Uhm... Ami... I'm not sure you should have said that, seeing the course of our story...^^ "
Amaterasu: Ah, right. Um...forget what I said Zen—
Zenko: WHAT?! My dear pup is missing!?
Amaterasu: Uh-oh...too late to smooth things over? ^^'''
*Zenko roars out Hisayo's name, and upturns objects on stage as he looks for her. *
Amaterasu: Nooo! Not our beautiful stage! T.T
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Clash 2: The Wolf and the Desertstorm - a collab with Amaterasu
FanfictionA cryptic message sent to Suna. A suspicious mission received by Konoha. What do these two have in common? When Konoha's Hisayo Nakamura goes missing, it sends her friends and family in a frenzy and they immediately head out to find her. With their...
