𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕨𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕖
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"And another one bites the dust." Kira said as Fives came to sit next to her with a sigh as he put his head in his hands. She just watched him try to flirt with a few twil'eks and fail miserably at the same time. The group of vibrantly colored girls with lengthy headtails and risque clothing walked out of the bar, giggling to themselves and gossiping about the poor flirting displayed by the clone who now sat miserably next to his earth girl friend. "You are now zero by seven, my dude." She said as she took a pen and added another tally mark to a growing collection on a napkin and flashed it to the trooper. "Yeah I can count, missy." Fives replied as he crossed his arms over his chest. "You know that means you suck, right?" Fives scoffed before looking back at the girl with smug look. "Oh then do you swallow?" Kira rolled her eyes. "C'mon cinco. Ew." "Why do you insist on calling me that?" "Calling you what?" "Cinco." he asked and kira laughed. "Earth girl humor, you wouldn't get it, soldier boy." Fives rolled his eyes. "You know, you could try being yourself." She spoke up. "Hm?" He hummed with a raised brow. "With the girls. Maybe that's why you're not doing so hot. You're trying to be someone you're not." "What do you want me to do? Tell them all my problems and then ask them to make out with me?" He scoffed. "That's not what I meant." "What do you mean, then?" "Why don't you practice on me." She said and Fives' eyes widened as he laughed. "Oh kriff you're serious?" He said as his laughter died down and he raised a brow. "Uh yeah?" She said with a scoff. "Uh- well-" "C'mon cinco. Practice makes perfect." She teased. "Ugh, vodika are you sure?" Kira didn't say anything she just looked at him with a raised brow. He sighed and took this as a yes. He ran a hand through his hair as he did his best to try out his charm on her. "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?" Kira stared at him before she started to giggle. "Consider yourself now eight by zero." She said as she added a tally mark underneath the "you suck" columb leaving the "you rule" columb painfully empty. Fives groaned. "You're a woman." He stated, "Tell me what I'm doing wrong. What does your species want to hear?" "Species?" Kira raised her eyebrows. "Excuse me?" "Whatever." Fives said as he raised his hand dismissively. "Just help me. Please." Kira laughed at the man. "Fine."
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"Look at me." Kira instructed the clone. "Not- no- Fives," Kira began with a scoff. "My eyes are up here." she said as she snapped her fingers to get his attention away from her chest and on her brown eyes. "Sorry." He said with a slight blush on his cheeks and a soft chuckle. "Okay first bit of advice, if you want a woman to be interested in you don't objectify her." Kira began. "Now look away." "What?" "Just do it." "Fine." Fives looked away from Kira, finding an extremely interesting wall to look at. "Now look back at me." she instructed and he did so. "Now smile. Not too much, gently." He did his best to offer her a soft grin. "Now wink. And bite your lip." He followed her instructions and Kira felt her heart jump as she met his eyes, watching him follow her instructions. "Good job, I think I just swooned." She teased and Fives' eyes widened. "Really? Maybe it's a sign, cayr'ika. Should I try a line on you?" "Jesus, no, spare me spare me spare me." Fives looked disappointed and sighed. His expression dropped and kira felt a little guilt. "Fine. Give it your best shot." "If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?" He tried wooing her but kira just groaned. "That was worse then the last one!"
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"How would you do it then?" Fives asked, now clearly frustrated. "If you were flirting with a guy how would you do it?" Kira chuckled at his question. "Alright." she said as she brushed a hand through her brown hair and looked up at him with a soft smile. She bit her lip and crossed her arms over her chest and used them to give her breasts a bit more volume and leaned forward to him over the table. "Hi." She said softly, her voice low and gentle. She reached out and traced a finger down his jawline as slowly as she possibly could. "My name's kira." She added before winking at him. She noticed him shift uncomfortably in his seat and she knew she had him hooked. "Wanna get out of here?" She asked as she rested her chin in the palm of her hand with her elbow propped on the table as she looked up at him. "Damnit." Fives muttered as he looked away from her, trying his best to scowl and not let her see his blush on his face. Kira giggled at him. "Oh cinco. You'll get there one day."
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FanfictionKira Stacey was once a normal girl living her best life in the 80's. All of that changes when she's thought to be lost in a mysterious plane crash. However, a group of unique "extra terrestrials" come to her aid and tell her news she cannot possibly...