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1 hour earlier, Stone Age Pangea:
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"C'mon Jemilla!" Zazzalil whined, "You know that Duck isn't our Lord, you knew it before we did! So I don't see any reason why we can't eat him! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, I'm tired of looking for mammoths, just face it Jem, they're all gone! We ate an entire fucking species! Who knows, maybe Duck will taste really good!" She tried to reason with her wife, while the couple was walking around the village, making sure that their people were doing what they were supposed to.
"Zazz, this isn't about looking for mammoths. I know they're gone! I just don't see why we need another new thing! Babe, we just got fire, and look how that turned out for us. The village needs some time to recover before we try something else new." She turned and kissed her wife passionately. "I promise, I'll let you eat Duck soon, just wait a bit, 'kay?"
"Yeah, sure, whatever babe." The shorter woman grumbled, kissing her wife back.
"Awww!" Ducker shouted at the couple making out in the middle of the dirt path. "You know who would find you two adorable? The almighty Duck!" Zazzalil just groaned, and Jemilla shot her a pointed look.
"Reason number two to hold off on ducks. How do you think Ducker would react?" Jemilla pointed out, causing another annoyed groan from Zazzalil.
"I said whatever! Anyways, I'm hungry. Can we go get some nuts and berries?" The shorter woman asked, seeming to be able to talk about nothing but food today. Jemilla nodded, and they headed off to see if Keeri had figured out what a nut was.
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45 minutes later
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"Well, I didn't know that gathering could be so uneventful. I'm bored, Zazz." Jemilla complained to her wife. She had joined Zazzalil in gathering today to spend more time with her.
"Jemilla, this is what I do every day. I get bored. I get so fucking bored that I want to go jump off of a... I don't even know what! Y'know, this is why I wanted to go kill animals, or create that spear, or explore with fire, because life is just so boring! You're the Peacekeeper, you always have some conflict or another to solve, but now that we have fire, the Firebringer has nothing to do! I'm bored, Jem! Ughhhh!" Zazzalil told her wife harshly, waving her fire like a madwoman. "God, I wish we could just go somewhere else, where life isn't so boring!"
At that moment, a blue and black swirly magic thing opened up in front of the two lovers.
"Woah..." Zazzalil marveled at its beauty, and then she started to walk towards it.
"Zazz! No! It could be dangerous!" Jemilla yelled at her wife, but it was too late, for Zazzalil had already disappeared into the thing in front of her. She groaned, and the reluctantly stepped into the void after Zazzalil. The two lovers stepped out into an unknown world, one with things nobody had ever dreamed of before.
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Paranormal, Extraterrestrial, and Interdimensional Phenomena
FanfictionGeneral John McNamara is annoyed. He is on a case, an important one, with his assistant and trainee, Curt Mega, but suddenly a portal opened up. Now, the general is no stranger to portals, but usually, they don't bring anything good. The last portal...
