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10 minutes earlier, somewhere in Asia, I think:
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Aladdin was bored. Like really fucking b o r e d. Nobody wanted to screw around with him! He had been trying to find a girl willing to fuck with him for months now, and he hadn't had sex since Jezebel, but nobody would even so much as talk to him now, especially since Jasmine had announced to the entirety of the Magic Kingdom that Aladdin was, in her words, 'an obsessive, horny, son of a bitch who thinks about nothing but sex, and is also sort of a pedophile. Also definitely not princess material'. Fuck her. She hadn't even have sex with him, she refused because she was a bitchy prude or some shitty thing like that, 'cause if she had, they'd be married by now. And Aladdin was totally princess material! While he may not be the nicest human being in general, boy was he good at fucking, but just as a master of anything needs practice to stay good, Aladdin needed to have sex to keep his talent!
But anyways, he was bored, and watching a porn show at the amphitheater wouldn't satisfy his need for fucking around. Not today, at least. He sighed.
"Might as well practice my fuck-song." He muttered, picking Monkey up by the fur on his neck and throwing him at his piano carved from limestone he found in an ancient Mayan temple surrounded by a bunch of creepy looking skeletons.
"Take off your clothes!" He sang, but his voice cracked. He sunk back onto the ground and groaned. His monkey came over to him and made a noise, as if to say, 'don't give up dude', but Aladdin just threw him back across the room. The monkey landed in a painful looking position, and Aladdin? Not wanting to lose his only friend to a damn broken tail or something stupid like that, he walked across the room the make sure the monkey was okay, but before he could make it all the way across the room, a blue swirling... thing popped up in front of him.
"What the fuck is that?" He asked nobody in particular. Aladdin tried to run out the door, completely disregarding his treasured monkey, but wasn't fast enough. The portal closed in on him, completely trapping him in the swirling void. The last thing he saw before the world went dark was a really... hot girl lying on the ground underneath him. Then he fell to the earth and passed out.
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Paranormal, Extraterrestrial, and Interdimensional Phenomena
FanficGeneral John McNamara is annoyed. He is on a case, an important one, with his assistant and trainee, Curt Mega, but suddenly a portal opened up. Now, the general is no stranger to portals, but usually, they don't bring anything good. The last portal...
