Nightmare: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Cross: 'Prettiest Smile'
Lust: 'Nicest Personality'
Killer: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Horror: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Nightmare: What does 'take out' mean?
Horror: Food.
Lust: Dating
Dust: Murder
Killer: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Lust: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Horror will and will not eat.
Cross: Grass? Yes!
Lust: Moss? Yes!!
Cross: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Lust: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Cross: Worms? Sometimes!
Lust: Rocks? Usually nah.
Cross: Twigs? Usually!
Lust: Killer's cooking? Inconclusive!
Nightmare: How did you... test this?
Lust: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.
Nightmare: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Killer: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Nightmare: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Cross: Several traffic violations.
Dust: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Killer: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Horror: Also, that's not our car.
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Nightmare: Where's Cross, Lust, and Killer?
Horror: They're playing hide and seek.
Nightmare: Where?
Horror: I don't think you get how this game works.
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Nightmare: Bye Cross! Bye Error! Bye Killer! Bye Horror! Bye Cross!
Dream: You said 'bye Cross' twice.
Nightmare: I like Cross.
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Nightmare: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Cross: This knife is actually a magic wand.
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Nightmare's Gang and The Star Sanses (Meme Edition)
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