Chara: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We'll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Cross: We are not doing that
Chara: Mistlefoe.
Cross: Chara, no.
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Flight Attendant: Before landing, please make sure all small things are secure
Nightmare (to Cross whispering): Do you feel safe beside me?
Cross: *about to kill someone (it's Nightmare)*
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Barista: How do you want your coffee?
Cross: As black and bitter as my soul.
Chara: He'll have a white chocolate mocha
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Cross: Oh no, you're getting an idea, aren't you?
Chara: Yeah
Cross: Is it going to get me in trouble?
Chara: Maybe
Cross: Is this idea going to cause me physical pain?
Chara: Yeah, definitely
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Cross: *shining flashlight under the bed*
Cross: Chara, are you ready to come out yet and interact with people?
Chara: *DEMONIC SCREECHING*
Cross: Understandable, have a nice day.
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Nightmare: I'm not going to be mad, just tell me why you have a fake ID.
Cross: *incoherent mumbling*
Nightmare: What?
Cross: You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at Petco
Nightmare: ...
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Cross: Thanks Night, you're the best
Nightmare: No problem
(Cross and Nightmare hug)
Chara: *watching from afar behind a bush with binoculars* Now....... kiss
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Nightmare: Raise your hand if you thought I was dating Cross
Nightmare:
Nightmare: Cross, put your hand down
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Chara: You shouldn't insult people bigger than you
Cross: Then I wouldn't get to insult anyone
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Cross: Life is like a game of chess
Cross: I don't know how to play chess
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Cross (holding a large box): What would you say if I came back one day with six kittens
Nightmare:
Nightmare: What's in the box
Cross:....
Cross: I think you already know
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Chara: Physically, I'm here. Mentally I'm face down and unconscious at a table at Denny's
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Chara: THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, REALITY'S AN ILLUSION, BUY GOLD, BYYEEEEEEE *disappears into the Nightmare Realm*
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Cross: I need someone to be my friend. Maybe send an angel, the nicest angel you have
Nightmare: *Stitch laughter*
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In the last chapter, I noticed a certain oreo showed up more than the others. So I decided to dedicate a chapter completely to Cross. Here it is
~Roller
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Nightmare's Gang and The Star Sanses (Meme Edition)
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