Aka, guess what characters actually said these. Hint: They're all from the same fandom.
Nightmare: Believe it or not. I was actually quite the nerd in school.
Dust: I'm pretty sure that's a surprise to no one.
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Dust: Plus, the diamond industry is incredibly unethical.
Dream: WHAT!?
Nightmare: Sure, have you heard of blood diamond? They-
Killer: Okay, stop. Don't- you're upsetting him
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Nightmare: Who would want to live in a cartoon world-
Killer: Ohhhhhhhhhh, my goodness. That would be the most epic thing!
Nightmare: Question answered
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Cross: You tried, you failed. Let's go to sleep.
Lust: It's 2 pm
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Nightmare: Yes, you were completely right.
Dream: I know.
Nightmare: Meaning you were right about initially being wrong.
Dream: ...I know
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Ink: Ugh, I hate this guy and his creepy goopy face. However, he is very kind
Nightmare: *sarcastically* Love the new outfit Ink
Ink: *gasp* Thank you!
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Cross: -Should go towards reaching some sort of peak!
Horror: Some sort of beak?
Cross: What? No.
Horror: Oh! Like climbing a tall tree all the way up to a bird's nest, birds have beaks, and from there I will be able to take flight.
Cross: You know what? Sure. You took the long way around, but we got there.
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Chara: Guilty as cha-
Cross: Hi, hello, what do you want?
Chara: Thank you Cross, I love how you just ruined my dramatic introduction. Mwah, mwah, so good!
Cross: Well, your face ruined my day, so we'll call it even
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Nightmare: Did I screw everything up?
Dream: No, I threw out your vote so you couldn't do that.
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Anyone in Nightmare's gang, or Geno: I'm too emotionally unstable for jury duty, can I be excused?
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Nightmare, to Geno: I never thought I'd be able to say this without sounding like a hypocrite, but you are a huge nerd.
Reaper: *in agreement* Mhmm
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Watching Frozen
TV: Why have a ballroom with no balls~
Killer: *snickering*
Dust: Nope. Nope. I'm an adult so that's not funny.
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Dream: Okay, time out for thee,*points to Ink* and time out for thee, *points to Blue* focus on issues, or focus on me.
*insert Logan eating jam here* I have returned to Thomas Sanders content. Next time I cover him, Remy! Anyway, hope you enjoy! Take it easy guys, gals, and nonbinary pals! I... I'm sorry, I just really like Thomas Sanders, okay? See y'all later!
~Roller
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Nightmare's Gang and The Star Sanses (Meme Edition)
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