Nightmare: *on the phone with Killer* What are you doing?
Killer: *playing video games* The dishes.
Nightmare: Did I just hear a laser gun?
Killer: This is a very bad neighborhood
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Fresh: I forgot to sleep because I was looking at memes
Error: If you ever wonder why you have no friends, remember that sentence
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Dust: Killer, that toy is for ages 5 and up
Killer: Yeah? I'm a part of the "up"
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Killer: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4000 degrees for 1 minute
Horror: Killer, no, that is NOT how you make cookies!
Killer: Floor it?
Horror: nO-
Killer: How about 4 000 000 degrees for 1 second!
Horror: Killer, you're going to burn the castle down!
Killer: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FRICKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Horror: KILLER PLEASE
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Killer: If I was kidnapped, what would you do?
Dust: Nothing
Nightmare: Wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily
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Why us Star Sanses never stay at the Dark Palace
Dream: What time is it?
Killer: I don't know, hand me the trumpet
Dream: *hands Killer the trumpet*
Killer: *starts obnoxiously playing it*
Dust: *from his room* WHY ARE YOU PLAYING TRUMPET AT 5 AM IN THE MORNING?!
Killer: It's 5 in the morning
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Dream: Brother! I heard you started something called Nightmare's Gang. What's it like working with them?
Nightmare: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people
Dream: Okay...
Nightmare: Now throw that idea out the window.
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Nightmare: *sighs* What's the ONE thing I told you not to do?
Killer: Burn the palace down
Nightmare: And what did you do?
Killer: Made you dinner!
Nightmare:
Killer: ...And burned the palace down
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Hey, I can be dark and brooding too- Guys, look! A rainbow!
- Lust
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Dream: Nightmare, I know all about your diabolical plan
Nightmare: What diabolical plan?
Dream: *holds up a paper that says "My Diabolical Plan by Nightmare"*
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Ink: I don't really have any friends
Blue: Bold words from someone in my hugging range
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Nightmare: You two better have an explanation for this
Horror: We have three
Killer: Pick your favorite!
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Dream always tells me 'you have to pick your battles'. Well, I'm full of rage and picking all of them
- Nightmare
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Killer: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Dust: What?
Killer: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved
Nightmare: Can we go back to the part where you said 'when I get murdered'?
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Nightmare: When I die, I want Dream to bury me.
Nightmare: So he can let me down one last time
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Killer: So here's the tea
Nightmare: For the last time, it's called a mission report
Killer: Do you want the tea or not?
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Dream: Nightmare's at that age when a boy only has one thing on his mind
Random Villager: Girls?
Passive Nightmare: *about to bite the apple* Homicide
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P. Nightmare: I could yell
P. Nightmare: I could scream
P. Nightmare: I could call you names
P. Nightmare: But one of us has to be the mature one...
Nightmare: *biting the apple* ...And it's NOT going to be me!!
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Dream: Blue, what are you doing?
Blue: *standing on the sofa* This is my house, y'know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.
Dream:
Blue:
Dream:
Dream: Where's the spider?
Blue: Under the table...
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Anything is free if you can run fast enough
- Killer
Look at that, some more memes! It's been a while and I've needed to write the chaos that it the Multiverse because my actual life is a mess! Anyway, hope you guys enjoy!
~Roller
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Nightmare's Gang and The Star Sanses (Meme Edition)
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