I Finally Stop Procrastinating!

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Nightmare: Is that my shirt?

Cross: *wearing a shirt that goes down to his knees* ...No

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Dust: And now for a gay update with Lust

Lust: Getting gayer

Dust: Thank you Lust

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Error: There are no prints on the box, no DNA evidence, and the security camera was obscured which means whoever took our chocolate thought is through. And that means...

Cross: It wasn't Horror and Killer.

Error: Exactly

Horror and Killer: *high five and leave to eat their chocolate*

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Dream: You're grounded. I'm grounding you right now.

Nightmare: But what about the gang?

Dream: Okay then, other than your gang. But no TV

Nightmare: I don't watch TV

Dream: ...No computer.

Nightmare: Don't have one anyways

Dream: Well... erm... *looks at Cross*

Dream: No Cross then!

Nightmare No Cross?!

Dream: NO CROSS.

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Lust: In your opinion, what's the hight of stupidity?

Cross: Hey Killer, how tall are you?

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This is based off a post I saw and I LOVE it.

[A dating service where matching is based on people's search history exists. It pairs a serial killer and a writer.]

Error: Metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Ink: (Just pretend for this he's a writer and not an illustrator) Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a heart attack

Error: *obviously in love already* *sucks in a breath* ok.



Ink: How long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts?

Error: Anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Ink: *already bringing a ring out* *shaking* Thanks



Ink: *shows Error the murder scene he's writing* Babe, I'm not sure this would actually work...

Error: *kisses Ink in the forehead and leaves* *comes back later with the suspicious scent of marrow coming off them* It works baby, you're doing great

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(Dysfunctional Family)DF Cross: 'Woman'? No, you misheard, I'm an omen. I don't identify as male or female, I identify as a warning.

Also DF Cross: I don't have pronouns, please don't refer to me.

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Killer: You can say "Have a nice day" without a problem

Killer: But you can't say "Enjoy your next 24 hours" without sounding vaugly threatening

Dream: How did you get in my room?

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Killer: Can I have one more candy?

Error: *sighing* What did Nightmare say?

Killer: He said no.

Error: Then why would I let you?

Killer: He's not the boss of you.

Error: *internally* It's a trap It's a trap It's a trap It's a trap

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Blue: I have an idea!

Ink: A good one?

Blue: Lets not get ahead of ourselves here

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I'm sorry for being gone so long *loud sobbing* Have some memes, I'll get back to work on my one-shots hopefully before Thursday because then I'll have school too... Hope y'all like it and I am genuinely considering making the writer/serial killer one into a one-shot but I. Have. Requests. And they come first soooooooo, it'll have to wait a bit. And don't worry, I haven't given up on the idea of DF, part two for that should come out within the next two one-shots I'm writing... Are these A/Ns annoying? I do it at the end of all my chapters... Anyway, stay memey creators!

                                              ~Roller

PS If any of you have read my Video Call one-shot

Lets see how long this takes and how many fandoms we might be able to infect

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Lets see how long this takes and how many fandoms we might be able to infect.

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