Killer: *falls through the ceiling into the kitchen*
Horror: Hey Killer
Killer: Hey Horror... That hurt.
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Lust: *holding up the most cutesy pens imaginable* Look at how cute these pens are
Horror: Lust, that's gay.
Lust: Horror, we've been dating for five years-
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Cross: Babe, we did it. You're gonna be a father!
Nightmare: Babe, I'm reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?
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Horror: *with a cross* The power of Christ compels you-
Nightmare: *demon screech*
Horror: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
Nightmare: *much louder screech*
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Killer: I have no soul *hands Nightmare a balloon* Have a nice day!
Nightmare: I don't have one either
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Horror: *writing* Dear diary, today I couldn't find my diary, so I'm writing this on both of my Kung-fu Panda 2 DVDs-
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Sci: That is not correct, because according to the encyclopedia of hevfcjbswhj zvskjlmawbxkhfbwcdv-
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Geno: You know what, I'm about to say it
Reaper: Say it
Geno: I don't care that you broke your elbow.
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Killer: *jumpscares Horror*
Horror: *screams the girliest scream ever*
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Cross: Why do you have peanut butter in your hair(???)
Killer: Ask Epic, he's a monster.
Cross: He threw a peanut butter sandwich at you?
Killer: He threw a peanut butter sandwich at you and I stopped with, with my head
Cross: Killer, you're a good friend
Killer: Aw. Dude, I'm your only friend
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Cross: If you hadn't bought all those DAM snacks
Killer: Um, it was the Hoover dam and I was hungry
(Y'all thought I cursed lol. And yes, I know, it's not really a curse word. Shush!)
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Nightmare: Every time you yell at your gang, put a quarter in your 'no yelling sock' and soon you'll have a weapon to beat them with
The rest of the gang: *terrified screams*
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Nightmare: *glaring* Okay, focus up you little demons!
Nightmare: Not you Cross, you're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
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*staring at my screen* *looks at my tabs* Oh look, Wolftale is still there like some sort of MONSTER THAT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! *screams into a pillow* Okay, okay, I'm fine, I'm back. I've been working on and off with the lastest chapter for Wolftale since I updated it last. With the others, it went relatively smoothly and the chapters moved along with ease. While I was writing them anyway... This one, ooohh that chapter, I have two paragraphs done and have been working on it for maybe two or three hours altogether. So here I am, finishing another meme chapter that I started and edited three times in total. Enough about me and Wolftale. I put two of these intentionally next to each other to make y'all start questioning if I actually know what it is or if I'm just putting these randomly. And I'm not telling you guys. If you guys don't know what it is then I'm sorry, but you'll be forced to wonder what I'm talking about. Hope you like the chapter!
~Roller
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Nightmare's Gang and The Star Sanses (Meme Edition)
FanfictionYour favorite skeletons are now more memey than ever!
