Lust: Cross, you're an amazing person and deserve to be with the most wonderful and kind guy in the world who will be patient and shower you with affection.
Cross:
Cross: *notices a lingering sense of negativity and a puddle of black goop*
Cross: I want that one
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Blue: So you really believe me Dust?
Dust: Blue, you are the last good person on the face of this miserable multiverse. I'd believe you if you said talking cartoon birds did your nonexistent hair this morning.
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Killer: Hey, Google... Snake bite, leg, what do?
Google: Elevate and apply pressure
Killer: *lifting the snake as high as he can reach* Apologize or else.
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Dust: *holding his breath*
Killer: Holy cow, 4 minutes!
Dust: *exhales* The trick is not caring whether you live or die
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Geno: Don't you just hate when people always boss you around like "you've lost a lot of blood, you should get help" like, excuse me, this is my stab wound, stay out of it.
Error: YOU GOT STABBED?!?!?!?!
Geno: Like I said, my stab wound. Stay out of it.
Error: ?!?!?!
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Dream: Ok, one more time. You said you asked the Star Sanses and your gang if they wanted some mac n' cheese.
Nightmare: Yup.
Dream: They all said no.
Nightmare: Also yup.
Dream: ... So you made mac n' cheese
Nightmare: Go on.
Dream: And they came down and took so bowls of it, to which you-
Nightmare: Took my freaking mac n' cheese back from those dorks and told them to make their own darn cheesy noodles.
Dream: But when Cross asked for some?
Nightmare: *throws hands in the air*
Nightmare: What do you expect me to do? Let him STARVE???
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Horror: Can you pass the ketchup?
Error: Can you pass your classes?
Horror:
Horror: Touche
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Dream: Nightmare gave me a get well soon card...
Ink: Aww, that's sweet!
Dream: I wasn't sick, he just thought I could do better.
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Lust: If one of the Star Sanses hurt you, I'd hunt them down to the ends of the multiverse so they could face justice.
Horror: If you asked, I would kill everyone in this room without a second thought.
Dream: *thoroughly disturbed and a bit scared* You guys no normal couples don't say these things to each other, right?
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Horror: Hey, Nightmare, what does coffee taste like?
Nightmare: Not as good as it smells
Horror: Oh.
Horror: Like shampoo
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Dream: How many children do you have, Nightmare?
Nightmare: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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Nightmare: In light of how you saved me in that last battle, you may hug me for 4-5 seconds
Horror: Forty-five seconds!?!
Nightmare: What! No! Four to fi-
Horror: No take-backsies! *tackle hugs Nightmare*
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Horror: If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
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Nightmare: What's going on over there?
Dust: Whatever it is, I bet it's Killer's fault.
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Horror: *falls down*
Lust: What was that?
Horror: My jacket fell
Lust: That sounded heavier than a jacket.
Horror: I was in it when it fell.
I have run out of title ideas... Have some quotes. I might make some more later this week or next month... I don't know... Hope you enjoy!
~Roller
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Nightmare's Gang and The Star Sanses (Meme Edition)
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