Nightmare's Gang and The Star Sanses (Meme Edition)

Writer's Block? Nah. Memes? Absolutely!

Killer: I am so strong, I beat Dream at arm wrestling! 

Nightmare: Anyone can beat Dream at arm wrestling.

Dream: Hey!

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You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound my brain makes all the time.

-Killer

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Dream: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Nightmare: *watching Dust screaming, Killer trying to set fire to a sleeping Horror, and Cross choking on air* I don't know either.

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Dust: You're drunk

Nightmare: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Dust.

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Pass. Nightmare: When I was your age-

Killer: *mocking Nightmare* When I was your height.

Nightmare:

Nightmare: Listen here you little-

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Killer: I wish I could help you, but I shorn't

Nightmare: *begging him to stop* Killer, please!

Killer: What part of shorn't don't you understand?

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Nightmare: Did you take my brother out as I requested?

Killer: Dream has been taken out, yes.

Nightmare: You have my grat-

Killer: It was a great restaurant

Killer: We had a romantic candlelit dinner

Killer: Dream proposed afterwards, we're filing the wedding papers

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Killer and Cross: *accidently set the kitchen on fire*

Killer: We need an adult!

Cross: Killer, we're both adults!

Killer: We need an adultier adult! Get Dust!

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Dust: So, Killer is no longer allowed to take out the trash.

Horror: Why?

Dust: Because I have caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Killer: *arms crossed and pouting* You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves you

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Error: What has the multiverse ever done for you!? Why would you want to save it!?

Nightmare: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!

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Killer: But that's censorship!

Nightmare: Well done. You are correct. You're being censored. Now go.

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