Lust: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Cross: We're chopsticks!
Lust: Well... that's cute!
Lust: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Nightmare: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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Dream: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. (He's only saying this because he has a crush)
Killer: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Dream: But you're always acting stupid?
Killer: ...
Killer: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
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*playing twister*
Dream: Right hand red.
Nightmare: *ends up on top of Cross*
Cross: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Dream: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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Killer: I have a plan.
Dust: And I have the hospital on speed-dial.
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Horror: *texting Nightmare* I just walked into a party and some guy yelled dibs
Lust: *texting Nightmare* I'M REALLY DRUNK AND A REALLY CUTE GUY WALKED INTO THE PARTY AND I YELLED DIBS
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Reaper: I like my women how I like my coffee.
Geno:
Reaper: *sips tea*
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Dust: You look familiar...
Horror: So do you. Where do I know you from?
*Long pause*
Dust and Horror: Jail
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Reaper: Just bring Geno to me.
Fresh: Well, he locked himself in the bathroom.
Reaper: Tell him I said something.
Fresh: Like what?
Reaper: Anything factually inaccurate
Geno: *two minutes later* I'm sorry, the sky is blue because it's reflecting the color of the ocean?!
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Dust: I spent so much time becoming a good person that I forgot; I'm an AMAZING liar!
Blue: Always the kind of thing that you want to hear from your boyfriend.
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Ink: Be nice!
Error: I am!
Ink: You just threatened them with a knife.
Error: Yeah but I didn't stab them.
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Lust: Are they flirting?
Horror: I think so.
Geno: We're not flirting, we're arguing!
Reaper: We're flirting.
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Lust: Horror and I—
Geno: Are getting married?
Lust: What? No, we—
Geno: Sit down. I have planned out the entire thing.
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Geno: You know what? I'm not getting into any more stupid arguments with you anymore
Reaper: Earth isn't a planet.
Geno: HOW THE FRICK IS EARTH NOT A PLANET
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Nightmare: *stumbling into the room covered in blood*
Cross: *extremely alarmed* Why are you covered in blood?
Nightmare: Oh, I got stabbed.
Cross: What!? Why?
Nightmare: I don't know. You should ask the person who stabbed me.
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Lust: So I'll start by introducing myself. I'm-
Horror: *enters the room*
Lust:
Lust: -very gay and very single
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Someone: *to Lust* Hey, can I have your number?
Lust: *confused* Uh, oka-
Horror: *slapping Lust's phone to the ground* It's broken, sorry.
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Dust: You're so sweet and cute and precious
Blue: I AM NOT SWEET! I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY TICKED OFF!
Dust: So cute
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*Dust and Blue arguing*
Nightmare: You know, flirting was a lot less aggressive back in my day
Killer: You're like, 500 years old
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Killer: *driving way too fast*
Dust: WATCH OUT FOR THAT PEDESTRIAN!
Killer: He's on the street, he knows the risks he's taking.
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Killer: *on a date with Dream* Isn't this nice. Just you, me, and the battalion of guards your brother sent to spy on us
Hi! I'm back! Now that June is over I can go online without my every action being monitored! Having said that, Happy Belated Pride y'all! I would've said it sooner, but it's kinda hard to do that when people are trying their hardest to make sure you don't see "the gay". I'm back and hopefully for good. Now, I hope you enjoy these incorrect quotes!
~Roller
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