casually rises from the dead

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by MultiverseSquid
by MultiverseSquid
                                    
                                              Dream: "It's easy to forget what sin is in the middle of a battlefield"
Nightmare: Opposite over hypotenuse
Nightmare: Dipstick
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing his name to Killer.
~Horror, after Killer burns down the kitchen again
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Killer: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think
Dust: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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Geno: I'm allergic to death
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Reaper: *walks into a room*
Geno: Achoo
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Nightmare: *watching Horror do something stupid* Killer, you're officially only the second highest risk here
Killer: Heck yeah! I'm gonna-
Nightmare: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up
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Lust: We're playing Scrabble
Horror: Scrabble? Scrabble's great
Lust: Not when you're playing with Nightmare, it's not. They put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog"
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Outer: Hey, aren't you Error
Error: Are you a Star Sans?
Outer: No
Error: Then yes, I am
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Horror: Why should I make my bed when I'm just gonna unmake it when I sleep in it anyways?
Dust: Why should we feed you if you're just gonna die anyways?
Horror:
Horror: I'll go make my bed
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Dust: Lust, I know you love Horror. I mean, we all do, he's a very nice person and I respect him immensely
Dust: But I think he might be a fricking idiot
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Alternately
Nightmare: Dream, I know you love Killer. I mean, we all do, he's a very nice person and I somewhat respect him
Nightmare: But he's a fricking idiot
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Cross: You disgust me
Horror: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and I don't care
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Killer: Why can't trees give off something important, like wifi
Nightmare: So screw oxygen I guess
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Killer: The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
Cross: *looking at Killer* Yeah, but do you know what's more beautiful?
Killer and Cross: *sighs* Nightmare
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Reaper: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Nightmare: No returns
Reaper: *sobbing* But it's making me depressed
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Lust: How do you ask someone out?
Killer: Well first-
Dream: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonald's parking lot
Lust: ...And you said yes?
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Cross: Help, I'm drowning!
Dust: Calm down. We're only in six feet of water
Error: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
Nightmare, Killer, Horror, and Lust: *already have sunk to the bottom of the pond*
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Nightmare: What did you two do?
Killer:
Horror:
Nightmare: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not
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Killer: What goes up but never comes down?
Nightmare: The amount of stress you're bringing this family
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Killer: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Nightmare: Neither.
Nightmare: Because it's twelve.
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Nightmare: Love makes people do stupid things
Dream: I love everything!
Nightmare: That explains a lot
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Nightmare: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
Killer: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.



Well, I'm back. Not for long because I wrote most of this in fourth period. Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed. I have no idea when I'm going to be back. I do feel like this chapter was just full of stupidity and height jokes.
                                                   ~Roller