Hello, I'm Ink! I work with the Star Sanses now. Here to help! Look, they even gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen a lot.
-Ink
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Dust: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Dream: Nightmare is the scariest thing I could think of
Nightmare: Dream told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible
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Horror: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Killer: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved
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*early on when Lust joins the gang*
Lust: Horror, what do you call people you go out with but don't try to sleep with?
Horror: ...People?
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Killer: Do you know a turtle's only weakness?
Nightmare: No... well, their slowness
Killer: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs
Killer: Now I have a plan
Killer: If I duck tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable
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Dust: I have the sharpest memory here, name one time I forgot something
Error: You left me, Horror, and Killer in a Walmart parking lot at 2 am a day ago
Dust: I did that on purpose. Try again
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Killer: Hey Cross?
Cross: Yeah?
Killer: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Cross: ...
Cross: ...What?
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Lust: Okay! Let's play Kiss, Marry, Kill!
Lust: First, who would you kill?
Nightmare: *points at Dream*
Dust: *points at Dream*
Horror: *points at Dream*
Cross: *points at Dream*
Ink: ... *points at Dream*
Dream: *shrugs* I would kill me too
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Lust: I want a bf
Horror: Do you mean boyfriend, best friend, or bread feast? Because you're being really vague here
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How's adulting going today you ask? I turned on the wrong burner and have been cooking nothing for 20 minutes
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Nightmare's Gang and The Star Sanses (Meme Edition)
FanficYour favorite skeletons are now more memey than ever!
