What do evil people celebrate on February 14th?
Villain-tines day.
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What do birds eat in the morning?
Beakfast.
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Which is the cuddliest wizarding school?
Hug-warts
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Why did the lady deer feel down?
She was doe-pressed.
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Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I feel like my lips are always ready to play the flute!
Doctor: Are you positive?
Patient: I'm embro-sure.
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What happened when the cows went wild?
Udder chaos.
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What kind of drink helps you make friends?
Pal-cohol
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Where do cows live?
The Moo-nited States
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What does an insect celebrate every year?
Its bee-day.
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Which religion is based on sleeping?
Bed-dhism
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Which is the coolest dessert?
'Sup-cakes.
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How much does a New England city weigh?
A Bos-ton.
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Which is the most miserable Avenger?
The Incredible Sulk
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What is a cat made of?
Purr-ticles
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Which is the most famous nocturnal singer?
Owl-vis Presley.
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Which is the cutest show on TV?
Kitty Little Liars
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