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I just want a six month vacation twice a year
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Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, sexy and beautiful. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realised it was my own reflection
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I cook with wine, sometimes I add it to the food.
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(Thinks about Ashton's hands)
(Loses conciseness)
* by the way you'll only get this if you are a fan of 5sos*
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Person 1: dude why is there a crack on my iPhone?
Person 2: last night when you were drinking you threw your phone
Person 1: now why would I do that
Person 2 : you put it in airplane mode and threw it. You kept saying transform damn you!
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Santa: and what would you like for Christmas?
Me: Louis in suspenders
Santa: * takes of glasses and wipes eyes*
Santa: me too
(Sorry you'd have to like one direction for this one)
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A day without sunshine is ya know
Night
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Mom:what job do you want when your older?
Me: to drive the karma bus.
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What do you do when you miss your ex?
Reload and shoot again.
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May your life be as awesome as you make is out to be on social media
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People tell me to do what my heat says but I have no idea what
Dumdum dumdum means
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