Mother: why are there cups and dishes in your room? They belong in the kitchen
Son: ha just like woman
Mother: a woman is more than likely to be in the kitchen than in your bedroom
Son: .....
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Boy: I have a song for you it's called ' want you back' by Cher Lloyd :3
Girl: aw I have a song for you too :)
Boy: what's it called :D
Girl: it's called 'we are never ever ever getting back together' by Taylor swift
Boy : oh
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Girl: how much do you love me?
Boy: look up at the stars and count them that's how much I love you
Girl: but it's daytime
Boy: exactly
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Boy: hey, um I don't think this is going to work out I'm sorry I'm breaking up with
You
Girl: whatever you'll never find some one like me
Boy : that's the point
Girl: ......
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Girl: I watching beauty and the beast :3
Girl: if you were a beast I'd still love you <3
Boy: and if you were a beauty I'd still love you <3
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Boy: he my friend changed all my contact names,can you tell me who you are?
Girl: what does it say
Boy: b*tch
Girl: oh wow... And btw it's Caroline, your ex
Boy: oh I guess he didn't change this one
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Guy 1: if I were to f*ck your mum would we be enimes?
Guy 2: no
Guy 1: friends?
Guy 2: what would we be?
Guy 1: even.
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Girl: I'm scared baby
Boy: why
Girl: because one day you might love somebody other than me
Boy: too late, I will she looks just like you
Girl: awe or daughter!! Your so sweet! This is why I love you
Boy: no your sister
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Boy: your pretty
Girl: thanks
Boy: I wish there was something between us
Girl: me too
Boy: like what? <3
Girl: a wall
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A/n
Two updates in one day!
Are you proud of me huh? Well you should be :)
Please comment I enjoy reading them <3
Love you guys Xx
