Doing something weird and the thinking "this is why I'm single"
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Why insult someone when you can just say something nice to them using sarcasm
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Why can't I just open my eyes in the morning and have like a ton of energy not lay in bed
for half and hour.
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We've made eye contact twice this month just date me already...
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"To tired" should be a valid excuse to skip school.
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I NEED to delete photos off my phone but I'm such a photo hoarder like I never know when
this pic could come in handy so I can't delete that.
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Old friend: "We need to hang out!"
Never happens
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My laptop is warmer than my heart...
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When you spell a word so wrong that spell check goes 'I don't even know what to tell you man'
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The amount of hair I loose everyday has me wondering why I'm not bald yet
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I'm so jealous of girls who wear their hair up and still look female...
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I miss being a little kid, you fall asleep on the sofa and get magically transported to your bed.
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Real friendship is when your friend just comes over and then you both just take a nap.
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Hot showers with loud music is the only reason I slightly enjoy life.
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I got 99 notifications but a text from bae ain't one.
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When you press a toy in the shop and it won't stop making noise so you jus walk away slowly
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2014: single
2015: single
Consistency is key guys
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I'm wearing all black today to mourn over the death of my motivation.
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You never really know someone until you talk to them at like 3:00am
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Letting your phone ring a few times before you answer so it seems like your busy.
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I love those convocations where you talk about absolutely nothing but yet it's like one of
the best convos you've had.
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That awkward moment when your parents try to make your friend laugh.
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Why are books not waterproof I want to read in the shower.
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Mum says "alcohol is your enemy
Jesus says "love your enemy
Case closed.
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I've been meaning to go on diet now for about five years.
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When someone has a nickname calling them by their real name sounds weird.
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I want to travel the world, but I also want to stay home in bed.
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I'm actually pretty attractive if you never compare me to anyone. Ever.
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God bless the man/woman who decides to marry my weird ass self some day.
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A/n just another quick one..wait was this quick, I don't even know
I have a bunch of these teenager post things saved onto my iPad so writing this was easy.
My excuse for not updating earlier was that it was my birthday so I was out with family all day..
Please lemme know what you want me to do for the next chapter.
One direction are hot af by the way
Love you guys Xx
