If you think about it the word bed looks kind of like a bed
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I speak fluent sarcasm
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Sleeping is my drug,
My bed is my dealer,
And my alarm clock is the police.
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If I travel into the future and kill myself, is that murder or suicide?
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It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet. But when I am
quiet people ask me if something's wrong...
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On the internet you can be anything you want,
It's strange how so many people choose to be stupid
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Why is Monday so far away from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?
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Going to Mc Donald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug
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Common sense is like deodorant,
People who need it the most,never use it.
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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our
parents told us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
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That fail moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the face.
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I don't have an attitude problem.
You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem.
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I jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
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I moustache you a question but I'll shave it for later.
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My wallet is like an onion,
I open it and I cry.
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The problem is not the problem.
The problem is your attitude towards the problem.
Do you understand?
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In bed,it's 6AM you close your eyes for five minutes..it's 7:45AM
at work, it 1:30PM you close your eyes for five minutes....it's 1:31PM
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M. A. T. H.
mental abuse to humans...
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Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that your
stupid and make bad decisions...
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Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you.
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Everyday, thousands of innocent plants get killed by vegetarians..
Please help end the violence
(*this wasn't meant to be offensive if you are a vegetarian*)
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A/n
Hi! Here's another random chapter for you, I feel like I'm putting too many randoms in I need to call them something else so it doesn't look like the book is crowded with randoms any ideas?...
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