Pickup lines ;)

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I'll treat you like my homework,
I'll slam you down on the table and do you all night long
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Are you google because your everything I've been searching for?
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Do we have a class together, because I swear we have chemistry?
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If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I next to each other
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Do you have a bandaid because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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Now I know why the sky was so grey today...
All of the blue was in your eyes.
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Baby, did you fart
Because you blow me away
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The word of the day is 'legs'
Let's go back to my place and spread the word
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If you were a baker I'd filly your buns with cream...
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Excuse me, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your place?
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I'd offer you a cigarette, but your already smoking hot
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It's a good thing I have a my library card because I'm checking you out.
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You remind me of fast food,
All I wanna do it's take you out then eat you in the car
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I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and me together
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I was going through my numbers and I realised, I don't have yours.
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A/n
Oh god I'm really sorry 😂😂
Let me know in a comment what you want me to do next
Love you guys Xx

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